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  Review by Hannah R ★★★★ 2

  God bless John for trying to make this a musical even though literally no other characters were up for it

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  Review by zee

  this bitch really was like if you don't grow tf up i will steal your father colin firth AND his house whilst dancing the tango on the grave of your family estate?? BITCH??? POWER MOVE AFTER POWER MOVE???

  honestly this is really chaotic w/ some very questionable costume choices however it's also a lot of fun with a very bop-worthy soundtrack and i absolutely CANNOT stress how much colin firth as a depressed dad sick of his family + the butler not giving a fuck about this rich people nonsense were the two most relatable moods and the only two valid men in this.

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  Review by maria ★★

  it has come to my attention i do not care if a movie is bad as long as ben barnes is singing and colin firth is speaking french and dancing tango

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  Review by Maris ★★★

  I had to stand up and walk it off when they did that damn tango oh my god

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  Review by Meg ★★★ 1

  Oh, man. Poor Jessica Biel. She is wildly gorgeous in this, but definitely not up for the gracefully caustic wit needed in the role. She was really struggling playing opposite to Kristin Scott-Thomas.

  There was also some wonky characterizations. Having Colin Firth sadly look into fires was not as emotionally revealing as the film seemed to think it was for the audience.

  Ben Barnes was such perfect casting though. My goodness. All his really strange random singing of Cole Porter snippets honestly worked on me. Can I get the soundtrack? Would buy. #longlivePrinceCaspian

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  Review by Michelle ★★★★★ 2

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Colin Firth mister steal your sons girl???? How bold and controversial of him.

  Honestly the first time a film went the way I was hoping. This bitch pulled the ultimate power move swooping in and eloping with her husbands dad after dancing the tango with him in front of both their spouses and friends???  Unreal

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  Review by ᓚᘏᗢ ★★★★

  BEN BARNES SINGING SOFTLY. THAT’S IT, THAT’S THE REVIEW.

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  Review by max ★★

  I only watched this for my daddy Colin Firth

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  Review by Babi ★★★★

  I can't blame the Jessica Biel for choosing Colin Firth over the boy...He's the ultimate DILF.

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  Review by Chayton Bobee ★★★★

  Jessica Biel invents homewrecking while smooth jazz plays, so basically this is the ideal film

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  Review by Matt Clark ★★

  This is one of the most hysterical movies I've ever seen in how misguided it is. Golden Globe-nominee Jessica Biel kills a dog and Collin Firth wears Mary J Blige's Mudbound sunglasses. It can't decide whether it's a period drama or a vaudeville slapstick, but finding out it's based on a Noel Coward play makes a lot of sense. 
       I want you all to know about this dog squishing sequence (TW: unseen animal abuse). Jessica Biel is alone in a room and accidentally sits on her new in-law's chihuahua and kills it, we hear squishing sounds and everything, and she stands to look at it, then someone comes in and she sits and squishes again. This happens at…

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  Review by 🥀 e m m é ★★★

  Ahem, I was warned that Ben Barnes would delightfully sing snatches of Cole Porter throughout this film but I was not ready for Ben Barnes to delightfully sing snatches of Cole Porter throughout this film.