1988 Directed by James Signorelli
When her great aunt dies, famed horror hostess Elvira heads for the uptight new England town of Falwell to claim her inheritance of a haunted house, a witch's cookbook and a punk rock poodle. But once the stuffy locals get an eyeful of the scream queen's ample assets, all hell busts out & breaks loose.
Cassandra Peterson William Morgan Sheppard Daniel Greene Edie McClurg Susan Kellermann Jeff Conaway Ellen Dunning Ira Heiden Scott Morris Frank Collison Kris Kamm Lee McLaughlin Kurt Fuller Larry "Flash" Jenkins Damita Jo Freeman Tress MacNeille Bill Cable Hugh Gillin John Paragon Alex Magno Pat Crawford Brown William Duell Lynne Marie Stewart Jack Fletcher Robert Benedetti Joey Arias Deron McBee Dick Miller Raleigh Bond
銷魂天師, Elvira - A Rainha das Trevas, Elvira, reina de las tinieblas
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"Oh well, there's nothing wrong with G-rated movies, as long as there's lots of sex and violence."
The fact that Elvira is 70 now and looks exactly the same as 33 years ago only confirms that she is indeed a practitioner of the black arts.
This was super cute. Believe it or not it's my first introduction to Elvira other than seeing pics. She is definitely something special - charming, sexy, and funny!
Bob: How's your head?
Elvira: I haven't had any complaints yet.
I totally forgot how much I loved this, how perfect Elvira’s timing is, and how incredibly entertaining this is.
The perfect way to start the day <3
one day i’ll write a dissertation on why elvira, mistress of the dark is actually the most important feminist masterpiece ever created
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In the 1980's, during an anterior echo-spasm of plague-besieged satanic panic, we had not yet endured the collapse of above/below, inside/outside, the moebius ouroborous induced by the internet where everyone's insides was everyone's outsides and we all knew each other to be total massive freaks 24/7, cishet white supremacy had to be dressed up in public euphemisms like 'family values' or 'judeo-christian heritage' and there was a great deal of emphasis placed upon visible compliance with norm performance. one's body, one's mind, one's culture, one's dress, one's interior decorating was indicative of one's place among the elect, to be recognized as such by other elect, who fully expected to enter the kingdom of heaven within their lifetimes before or after…
