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  Review by sydney ★★★ 5

  arnold makes a smoothie out of coffee, pepto bismol, beer, leftover chinese food, and pizza he finds on the floor

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  Review by Justin LaLiberty ★★★ 1

  nothing quite captures the vibe of 1999 like Satan having a body horror threesome with a mother and daughter set to Limp Bizkit

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  Review by Josh Lewis ★★★ 5

  an equally silly and self-serious satanic y2k paranoia neo-noir that thinks its doing something between Rosemary's Baby and Se7en but is in execution much closer to like The Ninth Gate and 8mm. despite the bleakness of the material arnold is pretty fun as a drunken atheist detective named jericho cane who stumbles onto an ancient new year's eve templar apocalypse conspiracy that involves udo kier drenching babies in snake blood, gabriel byrne punching people's heads off, 360 degree green-screen incent orgies, demon-possessed self-impalements and various machine gun massacres of families and priests alongside the total destruction of the new york city transit system. the soundtrack features KoЯn, limp bizkit and rob zombie.

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  Review by pd187 ★★★★ 2

  why is the antichrist birthmark a lululemon logo

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  Review by Rafael "Parker!!" Jovine ★★★½ 4

  Action! - The Unlikely Rumble: Hill v Hyams

  I don't think any of the films I was looking forward to viewing during this marathon have as strong a sentimental draw as this one. I recall seeing it on TV all the time, either on cable or on local networks. Although I believe this is the first time I've seen it from beginning to end.

  And if it's true that theologically it's filled with huge and basic fallacies, like a fantasy that pulls a lot from the hysteria unleashed by Y2K, the Satanic panic of the moment, and the propagation of the second coming of Christ, this was a lot of fun. Seeing Arnie in a more serious role and attempting…

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  Review by Sam ★★★ 3

  Who would win in a fight, the Prince of Darkness or one muscular Austrian?

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  Review by Joe ★★★

  Y2K: Judgement Day

  It's a neat trick taking the biblical noir vibe of Seven and introducing explicitly supernatural elements as well as some light Y2K paranoia, but this also has to serve as a bonkers Arnie action thriller and a sincere religious tract and the whole thing gets pretty crowded. This may be twenty years of increasing reliance on CGI talking but it seems like all the mediocre action films from this era seem so refreshing now, there's a flaming subway train crash at the end of this that's, well, heavenly, and like nothing you'd ever see in a mediocre action film of today.

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  Review by Ben Hibburd ★★★ 2

  Swap Arnie for Lance Henriksen's Frank Black and this could've easily of been the "Millennium" movie that we never got. Heck, even CCH Pounder is in this film, you can't tell me they didn't at-least think about it? This film had a really interesting hook to start the film with the role theology would play in the coming millennium. It was an idea that had a ton of potential that was unfortunately squandered on mediocre action and a convoluted plot. "End of Days" had its moments but in the end it stumbles and falls flat on its face which is a great shame...

  On a side note; if you haven't seen "Millennium" go and give it a watch. It's one of the most underrated shows from the nineties.

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  Review by King #adoptdontshop ★★★ 5

  End of Days is an apocalyptic thriller featuring Arnold Schwarzenegger as a cop aiding a woman destined to end the world. Better than I expected but weaker than one could hope, this movie is sluggish at some parts then speeds through a sequence the next. Director Peter Hyam's topsy turvy approach is baffling as well; with a storytelling confused whether to be a goth horror or a supernatural action with religious touches.

  Major good points for Robin Tunney’s impressive acting as the accursed lead. The fights scenes are well executed while the small twists are correctly placed too - it didn't feel like it was just inserted in so we could see good ol' Arnie trade punches. Overall, End Of Days is a fine watch but not the movie anyone would pick watching if it's Mother Earth's last day.

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  Review by Tim McClelland ★★★½

  Things End of Days taught me:
  1. "Easy with the hardware" is an underrated Arnold delivered line.
  2. The devil's piss is flammable.
  3. You can stop the devil with a machine gun if you're Arnold Schwarzenegger.
  4. The devil is really horny on New Year's Eve.
  5. Arnold literally plays a guy named Jericho Cane in a movie about the end of the world. What else do you need?

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  Review by George Hanna-Wilson ★★★

  Satan is trying to end the world by fucking the chick from the Craft and the only man who can protect her is Arnold Schwarzenegger. It's a pretty dumb movie but I love every God damn minute of it. So much fun.

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  Review by Asher ★★★½ 3

  To be honest, I'm quite surprised how good this was. Granted, it was corny, but there's plenty of appeal. Arnold is cool. Funny - both intentionally & unintentionally. Robin Tunney is cute & sexy. While Gabriel Byrne gives a solid, subtle and convincing performance as the Devil.

  There are a lot of things I loved about this film. Like its spirituality: these aspects - though far fetched - have certain truths to them. In one scene, where The Devil is going to meet a preacher who's ill in the hospital, he is confronted by a security guard who tells him he can't pass beyond the locked gate he's guarding. The devil looks at him, takes a deep inhale and replies "The scent…