david lynchs kids: aw you made a movie about what its like to be a dad?? can we see it?

david lynch: ....um

Funny how this film doesn't seem disturbing until you describe it to those who haven't seen it.

fuck them kids

I have a big poster of this hanging in my dorm room and one time a boy from tinder came over and looked at it for a while and said "is that Niall Horan?"

the baby looks like an airpod

''written produced and directed by david lynch'' yeah no shit

I watched this movie on my small ass iPod Touch screen, the way David Lynch intended.

fucked up if true

i love the baby so much, such a sweet, precious and pure little angel

We've all been there.

(In all seriousness this was my introduction to David Lynch and I have to say, definitely intrigued and excited to watch more of his stuff)

Ja, da hab ich Eraserhead wohl endlich geschaut.
- Jonas

I feel as if I am numb to life. I don’t know what i feel anymore. I feel like I just sit by and watch life go by in front of me. I didn’t know if that makes me a sociopath or not.

I really don’t know how to rate this movie. I recently watched all of Twin Peaks in a very short amount of time, so naturally I was eager for more  David Lynch content. This film is so nightmarish and disturbing that i can hardly form a coherent thought about it right now. It certainly reminds me of a particular red room cranked up to eleven. definitely an interesting film, one i just might have to revisit.

i don’t know why i came back a second time. this movie is fucked

i want to taste the baby ice cream :)

the first time i watched this i was half asleep and in a shit mood so naturally i hated it but rewatching it was like a whole different movie, that mf lynch just filmed whatever came to mind and made a horror masterpiece.

Just wet enough

i was so ready to make this review a joke about wanting to fuck jack nance but now having seen this idk if i could handle the consequences of fucking jack nance

me: I'm gonna grow up and be a father, start a family.
David Lynch: Are you sure?

This is literally peak cinema. Everything I wanted it to be and more. Never a dull moment. Impressed by the sound design, the set, and the props. A movie in a league and category of its own. Lynchian.

That baby is even more upsetting on the big screen.

Made for those with misophonia. Although you might not want to watch this if you have misophonia. This reminded me more of something I would see in an art gallery than I’m a movie theater. That being said, it did call to mind Charlie Kaufman, Stanley Kubrick, Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared. Basically, a kind of creepy I like.

I forgot to note this one.

David Lynch is irregular: He makes masterpieces, but he also makes rubbish. If I thought Mulholland Drive was pretentious, this is the definition of pretentiousness. It's a horrible film in every respect. I don't see how anyone could like it.