Best May the Fourth Ever

This was a great grand finale!
Space disco sex

The costumes in this are better than anything I've ever seen. This whole thing is so absolutely ridiculous I wouldn't know where to begin.

A pair of aliens save the galaxy with sex magic. If this sounds tittilating to you, you’re gonna be one disappointed 12-year old.

A nominal sequel to my beloved Starcrash?? Cheap? Italian? Oh boy!!

Wait. It's terrible! Waughh!

No Caroline Munro, Marjoe Gortner or Christopher Plummer this time. Boooooo!

Most of the effects shots are straight up swiped from other films, the new material is bottom of the barrel cheapness.

It's a semi fun oddity but lacks the sassy weirdness of Starcrash. Halfway through it takes a detour to Boring Sexy Roman Planet featuring disco dance numbers, tasteful nudity and wardrobe swiped from the prop department.

Film #141 of 2019, viewed on YouTube.

I mean, I don't expect a lot from foreign movies meant to cash in on the Star Wars craze but this was really bad. Very Italian in that it has no plot but a pretty hot woman. Basically nothing happens though.

"ESCAPE FROM GALAXY 3 combines gentle sci-fi, even gentler comedy, erotic drama, and elaborate costumes. There’s glitter, molded foam helmets, lightning bolt appliqués, statement belts, giant shoulder pads, and leotards. And that’s just on the dudes. The ladies wear significantly less. And at some point you ask yourself, 'Wait, is that a romper made entirely of fringe?' and 'Is he wearing donuts on his arms?'"

Read the full review by Annie Choi at Bleeding Skull:
bleedingskull.com/escape-from-galaxy-3-1981/

Escape From Galaxy 3 is an Italian-made sci-fi romp produced on the heels of the somewhat successful Star Crash. This one in fact, borrows liberally from the special-effects shots from that film including that crazy spaceship that curls up to look like a gigantic fist. The movie feature some planetary rescues, a little space-nakedness and costumes that seem to have walked off the stage at a Parliament/Funkadelic show. Entertaining and totally stupid.

Die Galaxy ist kunterbunt, voller farbiger Planeten,  schneller (Modell)raumschiffe,  zischenden Laser, selstsamen schellen (Film)schnitte, Elektro-Diskomucke inkl. Synthiegeduddel,  Prinzessinnen mit Föhnfrisur und Stöckelschuhen, geschminkten Männern in tuntigen Kostümen, , weichgezeichneter Softerotik, sinnfreien Dialogen, und einem übermächtigen Bösewicht, der in einem 0,5 Sekunden dauernden Showdown erledigt wird.  Im Mittelteil etwas langweilig, aber.......was für ein herrlicher Scharrn.  Für Trashliebhaber  ! Deutscher Titel. Star Crash 2

Ugh.

This movie is 90 minutes of bullshit. I thought it'd be sci-fi but it hardly is, it's kinda like star trek insurrection where our space heroes go to a boring planet full of people who don't know much technology. The whole movie is just our characters dicking around and making out followed by extremely odd music cjoices, esspically this one track that just sounds like frats (which seems to be a recurring theme in bad movies) all in all I was let down I wanted schlock and I got horse shit.

this is just softcore porn

Haven't seen this since I was about 11! We rented it from the local Video Rental Shop. It was called 'Escape From Galaxy 3'.

Starts off well, but gradually spirals into tedious.

My folks thought they were renting a Star Wars movie for me. Little did they know it turned out to have some soft porn moments. Certainly worked for me as an 11-year-old. Not exactly the best film for learning about sex! But it did give me an early crush on Cheryl Buchanan and her skin tight lycra outfits.

Fun-shit.

Best May the Fourth Ever

This was a great grand finale!
Space disco sex

The costumes in this are better than anything I've ever seen. This whole thing is so absolutely ridiculous I wouldn't know where to begin.

"Flucht von Galaxy 3"
aka
"Star Crash 2"

Kitischiger Planetenfirlefanz, unterlegt mit sülziger Musik und aus Star Crash recycelten Weltraumszenen.

Re-labeled as the sequel to "Starcrash," one of the more entertaining of the Italian "Star Wars" ripoffs, "Escape from Galaxy 3" or "StarCrash 2" was also titled, more aptly, "Erotic Games in the Third Galaxy." What starts as glitter-filled space epic quickly settled into a mild sex romp in which copulation can save the universe...or something like that. Dull, cheap and about as erotic as thinking about how Baby Yoda came to be, this limp space soap opera holds little interest. And, no Hoff.

This movie is 90 minutes of bullshit. I thought it'd be sci-fi but it hardly is, it's kinda like star trek insurrection where our space heroes go to a boring planet full of people who don't know much technology. The whole movie is just our characters dicking around and making out followed by extremely odd music cjoices, esspically this one track that just sounds like frats (which seems to be a recurring theme in bad movies) all in all I was let down I wanted schlock and I got horse shit.

bandsaboutmovies.com/2019/12/21/star-wars-droppings-escape-from-galaxy-3-1980/

This movie has SO MANY titles.

I approve of space beard glitter.

Lots of semi-erotic pastoral romps.

More dancing then you'd expect.

The moral? Immortality and perfect health forever aren't worth it if you can't bone.

Anfangs hab ich noch nur einen schlechten zweiten Teil erwartet, aber es kam so viel schlimmer. Alle Weltraumsequenzen sind 1:1 vom ersten Teil gefladert - nur doppelt so schnell oder rückwärts abgespielt. Es wirkt teilweise so, als schauen die Charaktere den ersten Teil in ihren Bildschirmen. Kein Witz.
Prinzessin Belle Star und Prinz Lithan stranden nach ihrer Flucht vor dem König der Finsternis auf der Erde und lernen, was es heißt zu Essen, zu Trinken und richtig scheiße zu küssen - das auch noch ultra-cheesy musikalisch untermalt. Es hat echt weh getan zuzuschauen.
Nach und nach wurden immer mehr unheimlich cringe-worthy (ja, fast schon Softporno) Sexszenen eingebaut - untermalt von, oh ja.... immer und immer wieder ein und dem selben Lied... cool... 🤢

Das Ende kam, wie schon beim ersten Teil, aus dem Nichts nur diesmal noch schneller und unerwarteter. Auf meiner DVD gabs nicht mal einen Abspann. Dafür hat das Budget scheinbar auch nicht gereicht.

Die Galaxy ist kunterbunt, voller farbiger Planeten,  schneller (Modell)raumschiffe,  zischenden Laser, selstsamen schellen (Film)schnitte, Elektro-Diskomucke inkl. Synthiegeduddel,  Prinzessinnen mit Föhnfrisur und Stöckelschuhen, geschminkten Männern in tuntigen Kostümen, , weichgezeichneter Softerotik, sinnfreien Dialogen, und einem übermächtigen Bösewicht, der in einem 0,5 Sekunden dauernden Showdown erledigt wird.  Im Mittelteil etwas langweilig, aber.......was für ein herrlicher Scharrn.  Für Trashliebhaber  ! Deutscher Titel. Star Crash 2

Underwhelming special effects and goofy costumes are just a few attributes in this Italian sci-fi that blends Star Wars and vintage Flash Gordon, for an unintentional laugh fest. Cheap laser effects get overused whether it's huge space battles or one on one shootouts, and then there's the dated disco soundtrack, in fact the whole film has a disco vibe from the skin tight body suits to the glitter in the villain's beard. Oh yeah and there's some gratuitous nudity which might prevent you from nodding off.