Given that Starcrash is my favorite bad movie of all time, I was curious to see Escape from Galaxy 3 aka Starcrash 2. They basically just stole all the external space shots from Starcrash - it has no other relation to that film whatsoever. I think it would be fair to compare the movie to a bad episode of the original series of Star Trek, if you added in tits. This movie was REALLY bad - it was mostly just the two main characters stumbling around an alien planet (it's actually Earth, but it's alien to them) acting retarded. Thanks to the inhabitants of Earth, they learn how to love i.e. have sex and awkwardly make out. The male lead…

i can only imagine after the huge blockbuster, history making success that was Star Crash, the Italian producers saying that the only way to make a sequel was to recycle ALL the space battle footage so that it makes zero sense, recast all the "actors", have no more ring-lightsaber battles, and send them to a planet (that looks like a resort spa) and make them learn about having sex. because if you ask the billions of hard core Star Crash fans out there what was missing from the first film, they all will tell you it was SEXY SEX. well, Star Crash 2 (aka Escape from Galaxy 3) has lots of soft core, awkward sex scenes and lots of recycled…

"Put your hand here and fondle me. Do you feel anything?"

The next time some millenial tells you that The Room or Troll 2 is the objectively worst movie ever, turn to them and ask "Hey you ever heard the tale of Count Oraclon the Wise?"

This makes Plan 9 look like War of the Worlds. This makes War of the Robots look good...period. How is that even a thing? This makes Manos Hands of Fate... look like Mr. Holland's Opus.

[NOT] Star Crash 2 (which despite using a ton of stock footage from Star Crash, featuring like-named (ish) characters, and a really shitty discount Acton in Lithan, has NOTHING to do with Star Crash... including when the cast of…

Goofy-ass Italian space adventure, this one.

The version I watched on YouTube was titled STAR CRASH II, which makes sense because all the special effects sequences come from STAR CRASH uno. Except for the female lead sharing the same last name as Caroline Munro's character from the first film, there is no connection between movies. Although it's easy to imagine both films being in the same universe -- even easier when you consider the same exact shots of space being used in both films.

Also, this version of STAR CRASH II has the awesome super-sappy love theme playing over the opening credits instead of the action theme that opens the other versions, so big ups to the dude who made…

"Put your hand here and fondle me. Do you feel anything?"

The next time some millenial tells you that The Room or Troll 2 is the objectively worst movie ever, turn to them and ask "Hey you ever heard the tale of Count Oraclon the Wise?"

This makes Plan 9 look like War of the Worlds. This makes War of the Robots look good...period. How is that even a thing? This makes Manos Hands of Fate... look like Mr. Holland's Opus.

[NOT] Star Crash 2 (which despite using a ton of stock footage from Star Crash, featuring like-named (ish) characters, and a really shitty discount Acton in Lithan, has NOTHING to do with Star Crash... including when the cast of…