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  Review by my 8 year old niece ★★★½ 7

  “um, i thunk it was good? so i hope this review gets a million likes. and i wanna play cadoo”

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  Review by haley 🕊 ★★★★

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  when danielle punched that blonde hoe in the face... i was reborn...

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  Review by Lucy ★★★★½ 3

  i cried during the entire second half of this... while playing uno with my family

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  Review by _michaela_ ★★★★★

  Blessed be Jacqueline and her sweet horse man.

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  Review by rachel remeny ★★★½

  none of them seemed french in the slightest but still fun!

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  Review by Jon Adams ★★★★★ 1

  "I shall go down in history as the man who opened the door!"

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  Review by Sally Jane Black 5

  For a film about class differences and injustices and some sort of soft feminism thing, this sure is casual with the racial slurs for Romani people. I could analyze the fuck out of everything going on with the classism here, but mostly I just don't get why Danielle wasn't a noble if her father was one. I am sure there's a reason, but I am not an expert in the arbitrary standards of French nobility, much less those depicted in a film that features Leonardo da Vinci and the Brothers Grimm. From a purely "awww" standpoint, that scene where she asks him to say her name again, gosh, I really loved that. I get that. If he weren't a man,…

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  Review by ☀️ lauren ☀️ ★★★

  da vinky????

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  Review by Kat ★★★★★ 22

  More princes need to wear thigh high boots, and lets bring back obscene amounts of body glitter! ✨️

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  Review by celia ★★★★½

  the cool thing about this one is that her being poor is actually meaningful. she’s not just a pretty girl in bad clothes, her commonness is important to her character, and those traits are actually the reason she and the prince fall in love in the first place. i think that’s pretty cool

  minus a half star for drew barrymore’s bad accent

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  Review by Lizy ★★★★★

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  I didn’t rewatch this tonight but I know it by heart and I’ve just been thinking; the amount of effort that goes into the final confrontation with the stepmother is iconic. The royal family has to gather all of courtier France. They have to let them know to show up before the baroness does. They get married either when everyone shows up or they get married secretly, either way so that the baronness doesn’t know. Jacqueline has a response prepared for when the baronness feels betrayed. They stage it so that Danielle can overhear no one stick up for the baronness so that she can dramatically walk in. She’s wearing the same necklace that Marguerite “returned” to the queen earlier. And then Danielle “saves” them by sentencing them to be servants, just like she was. Amazing. Showstopping. A gay best friend must have helped them plan the whole thing. WAIT THEY HAD DA VINCI THAT EXPLAINS IT ALL

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  Review by AllisonPregler ★★★★★

  Da Vinci was the ultimate wingman.