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  Review by joshuatrank ★★ 184

  Fant4stic... Huh.

  Okay first of all, I thought it would be GREAT if I searched FF2015 and the shit wasn’t even on here. Low key I kinda was hoping it wasn’t. But it was! And I’m here. Anyway. Where to begin...

  The movie is ALRIGHT.

  I was expecting it to be much worse than it was. I literally haven’t seen it since like two weeks before it came out, and I was in a heavily fucking traumatized state of mind. Why? Eh, save that for another time.

  Anyway, movie review: 

  Great cast.

  Everyone in the film is a great actor, and overall there is a movie in there, somewhere. And that cast deserves to be in THAT movie. Everyone who worked on Fant4stic clearly wanted…

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  Review by Gonzo 38

  Dear Fox,

  Now can you please return the Fantastic Four back to Marvel?

  Thank you.

  Sincerely,
  Everyone

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  Review by Matt Singer ★ 14

  If I'm being honest, I had more fun eating the entire Denny's Fantastic Four menu.

  Additional thoughts:

  -The Fantastic Four is unique among comic-book heroes because they’re a family. This movie whiffs on that concept completely. Reed and Ben are buddies, but along the way they grow apart. Reed seems to like Sue in the way that teen boys pine for beautiful, unattainable women, but their relationship never goes any farther than that. And Johnny and Sue, who are brother and sister, barely seem to know each other at all. There isn't a single scene of their home lives with their enigmatic father Franklin (or, for that matter, almost *any* scenes outside the maze of laboratories, hospitals, and army bases…

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  Review by Evan ★ 25

  The story sucks.
  The acting sucks.
  The script sucks.
  The dialogue sucks.
  The action sucks.
  The direction sucks.
  The villain really sucks. Seriously, this is a flat out embarrassment for Dr. Doom who is actually a great villain. It's disgusting how much disservice this movie does to him.
  The cinematography is okay, that's the one somewhat positive thing I can say about this movie.

  I honestly can't believe what I just saw. This movie is so bad that I'm shocked it got released in theaters. The studios should have seriously sat down watched the final product. I'm convinced they didn't do so because I feel as though they would have stopped this movie from entering theaters for the sake of humanity.

  Yes, Fantastic 4 really is that bad. I guess it's better than Pixels, so there's that lol.

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  Review by #1 gizmo fan ½ 1

  Release the Snyder cut

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  Review by adambolt ★★★

  IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME

  *beats child*

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  Review by DirkH ½ 9

  Reboot whatever the fuck you want, I don't care. Re-envision, re-imagine, rewrite. Go on. Do your worst.

  But pay some goddamned respect to the source material.

  This abortion pisses all over the wonderfully light comic tone that runs through the very core that is the Fantastic Four. Everything is grey, lifeless, boring and excruciatingly 'dark'. I don't mind a more serious approach to comic book movies, but this tries to be edgy so hard it's pathetic. It's like a kid shouting you have ass hair growing out of your nose. Annoying and not edgy at all.

  Miscast on every level, completely writing off the origin story, unbelievably bad CGI, making you wait 90 minutes to see the heroes in action,…

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  Review by Bruno ★★★½ 60

  I am baffled by the incredibly bad reception the newest incarnation of Fantastic Four has been getting! The old ones were watchable but the heavy dose of forced childish humor and lack of a compelling story made them forgettable at best. With Josh Trank taking over the baton and this ensemble of talented young actors united, my curiosity had certainly spiked. “Joyless”, “tedious” and “dull” have been used by many to describe the new Fantastic Four and I guess I just watched a completely different movie because I don’t agree at all. First, let me start with what I liked the most here: the horror feel. Trank is a big David Cronenberg fan and the fact he made the transformations…

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  Review by trex888 ★ 6

  it was bad movie

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  Review by Evan ★★★ 30

  Ok I feel like a huge douchebag right now. To keep a somewhat long explanation short, I just got done seeing Fantastic Four for the second time. Here I was about 12 hours ago ripping this movie to shreds and I'm here now to admit I was wrong. F4 is far from the trainwreck most people are making it out to be (including myself after my first watch).

  I went into this movie with a horrible attitude yesterday. All of the continuous negative buzz I had been hearing, even months before this came out had me riding shotgun on the hate train. Going in I wanted the hate this movie because that's what everyone else was doing and I ultimately…

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  Review by Cinema Strikes Back ½ 4

  Was für eine seelenlose Scheiße! Dr. Doom, der verstrahlte Crashtest Dummy! So kreativ wie die hässliche Parallelwelt, wah, wah! Als hätte jemand auf ein paar Blätter gekotzt und es Drehbuch zu diesem Mist verkauft. Warte, da haben drei Leute dran geschrieben?! Nein, nein, nein!

  (M)

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  Review by james💫 ½ 4

  “Reed: We've come a long way since the garage.

  Thing: Gotta say, it's fantastic.

  Reed: Say that again...

  Thing: It's fantastic.

  Reed: Yes, it is. Guys, I got it. Ready?”