"You think I’m one of your mattresses?"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
(Brigitte Lin Ching Hsia while pointing a gun at her boyfriend's head.)
Fantasy Mission Force starts with the military assembling a rag tag group of mercenaries to kill a general.
After running into trouble with a clan of Amazons, Chinese Scotsmen in traditional uniforms, kilts and all that and Brigitte Lin Ching-Hsia’s Lulu killing hopping Vampires (!) with a RPG-7 (!) the whole thing turns into The Road Warrior except with Nazis, I hate these guys, and ends with a siege by said Nazis and an extended fight with Jackie Chan himself who turns up at random moments in the movie.
Taiwanese B-movies are the Pandora ’s Box of campy and totally bonkers filmmaking, that’s for sure.