Synopsis
They're Hungry. You're Dinner.
Trapped in a remote tavern, a group of strangers must band together for survival. Outside the bar, a horde of ravenous, flesh-eating monsters are trying to break in and dine on the frightened humans inside.
2005 Directed by John Gulager
Trapped in a remote tavern, a group of strangers must band together for survival. Outside the bar, a horde of ravenous, flesh-eating monsters are trying to break in and dine on the frightened humans inside.
Joel Soisson Marc Joubert Michael Leahy Andrew Jameson Alex Keledjian Ben Ormand Alix Taylor Ron Cosmo Vecchiarelli Larry Tanz
Ben Affleck Bob Weinstein Harvey Weinstein Matt Damon Wes Craven Chris Moore Gavin Maloof Adrienne Maloof Joe Maloof George Maloof Colleen Maloof Phil Maloof
Dee Selby Juan Peralta Matthew Wood Tony Sereno Trip Brock Steven Avila Peter D. Lago David Acord Kelly Vandever
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Forgot how much I hate the style of 2000s grindhouse horror flicks. Constant quick-cut shaky-cam, gross yellow/brown/orange hues everywhere, terrible lighting, and awful characters who listen only to grunge rock (I fuck with that last part tho).
Made by the same guy who did Piranha 3DD (2012), so that kind of tells you all you need to know. The “comedy” is so hit or miss (mostly miss) that at one point I started to forget it wasn’t just horror, but then the monsters started doing it doggy style against a car and later one of them got his monster dick stuck in a door. The practical effects are super meh too, and the creatures themselves barely even get any visible…
Killer alien monsters that look like the love children of Ghoulies and Critters invade a local bar and it's up to the surviving patrons to work as a team to kill the monsters, but more importantly survive the night in this Project Greenlight funded monster horror Grindhouse-esque good time of a film. Totally awesome bumper sticker. Balthazar the Bozo. The wheelchair badass. Jay minus Silent Bob. The life expectancy odds shown on screen for each character as we meet them is kinda cool, totally different, and I like it a lot. Really weak ganja. Remember when Henry Rollins used to be cool? Crap the day? Dr. McSteamy without his stethoscope. Total carnage. Trucker hats kick ass. The killer monsters sure…
Wow! I had forgotten just how much I love this bonkers movie. Full of great scenes and gooey practical effects, it’s one of the most underrated films of the 00’s. You will know in the first five minutes whether you’ll love it or hate it and the hilarious character introductions told me I would have nothing but love.
The creatures are disgusting and so are a lot of the characters, but in a fun way as opposed to the depressing way I watched in Raging Bull. Sorry, this movie is much more who I am than any mainstream critical darling.
Balthazar Getty and Eric Dane look quite hot in this and I really wanted to see more of both if…
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Taking inspiration from creature features such as “Critters” and “Tremors”, the story revolves around some of life's most unsavory characters who have a terrifying encounter with an alien monstrous threat while they hang on a bar at the middle of nowhere.
So this came to my attention thanks to my good ole LB buddy Lee who wrote about this earlier this week. My interest was piqued by the premise along with its influences, and in many ways it lived up to my expectations. Despite some weak jokes, there were some strong ones that had me laughing all he way through (most of them relating to the senior citizens). The creatures in question were awesomely designed and they…
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A most enjoyable exercise in excess! Gratuitous violence, gore, horror and adult humor! It breaks all of the rules of mainstream cinema and does so with the biggest shit eating grin this side of Texas and that is why I love it! It makes no apologies for wallowing the entire runtime in the lewd and the crude! It is fully aware of what it is and what it is not and totally succeeds because it capitalizes on it! For its perceived weaknesses are actually its strengths!
The opening scene featuring the character introductions are absolutely hilarious! The creatures and lowlife patrons of the redneck tavern provide endless fodder to garner some well earned…
Feast takes a simple concept - a bunch of characters in a dive bar come under threat from some bloodthirsty monster threat. The film pulls out all the stops to try and entertain, and it's highly derivative of a number of classic creature features - all of which are much better than this! There are far too many characters introduced right off the bat. Some character bios flash up on screen as a cheap substitute for good writing. The action starts pretty quickly. A guy with a shotgun bursts into the bar warning of the threat before getting picked off himself. From there it's an onslaught with our hapless band of rogues trying to fend off the monsters, but all…
A scuzzed out melting pot of splatter and goo, churning out equal parts Tremors, Critters, with Evil Dead II whackiness with buckets of blood, limb dismemberment, maggots, over the top characters, and straight up goopy low budget fleshy monster fun—set primarily in one location.
Clu Gulager as a bartender with a double barreled shotgun is definitely my kinda thing, and it’s still pretty crazy to think this was a project grreenilight jam (and even crazier that this came out 13 years ago.... time flies!). I’m very happy this goofy/gooey/goopy bloodfest exists!
Come join the FEAST!
It's Tradition to watch this film either on New Year's Eve or the day after. Which has been my thing for the past couple of years I just realized. Just need one of those ridiculously hilarious much needed comedy and comfort film. It's corny and cheesy and a Bloody mess but I love it! Even down with those crazy alien monsters! The creature designs are very cool.
Loved the song introductions for the cast at the beginning and throughout the film.
- Henry Rollins "Coach" .. "A Species stand-off"
- Navi Raway "Heroine" is a badass and love her in this
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"Monster cock! Stuck in the door!!"
Oh man, this is exactly the type of stupid humour I needed tonight, and combined with some pretty bloody great effects and gallons of goopy, dark red stuff it does exactly what it's supposed to do.
Holed up inside a bar in the middle of no-hopesville, an unlikely band of old and young, men and women try their best to not get dead in the face of a swarm of intergalactic razor-toothed horny bug monsters. There are so many scenes running around my head right now, and I don't want to spoil it, but will say that in the face of an almost certain grizzly attack, having the aliens pause to do the doggystyle…
Feast is a grindhouse-esque, raunchy, grody, and entertaining as fuck horror flick. It’s intentionally batshit farcical in ways that simply work, as it knows exactly what it is. It also subverts expectations in ways that I found quite refreshing (and humorous).
Imagine the second half of From Dusk Til Dawn, but written by a madmen zooted off tiger blood and cocaine laced with extraterrestrial ejaculate.
I normally wouldn’t rate something like this so high (i.e., shallow and intentionally schlocky entertainment), but I give it extra marks for being so goddamn fun - I loved this insane roller coaster ride! If you’re a horror fan, you could do a lot worse than giving this schlocky gorefest a chance.