Never in my wildest and wettest of dreams did I imagine that on Thursday. March 30, 2017, I'd be watching a movie, for the very first time, that would become one of my favorite movies of all time.
[Be born, walk, run, enter, walk out, die, revive, chase, love, kiss, laugh, wink, turn right, turn left, point out, breathe in, breathe out, wonder, wander, copulate, over the shoulder, eat, devour, deflower, bite, yawn, sleep, dream, travel, time travel, touch, let go, scream, end titles.]
This may be the greatest homage to the Cinema art form ever put together.
A masterful piece which ordinary audiences will reckon as a funny film but which real film buffs, trained or not, will only…