This is to movies what landing on the moon is to airplanes.

This is movie #28 of Hooptober. I don't think I've ever met another person who's seen this movie? But thanks to insomnia in the mid 00's, I watched it a lot because some movie channel would play it. It's gross and weird and make no sense and it's also pretty funny. There are a million jokes constantly, at least a few are going to land. It's got sort of a MAD magazine/early 90's MTV vibe to it but I don't think it ever did very well. If you don't mind goofy shit and weird visuals I say give it a look. The prosthetic and puppets are actually REALLY impressive, when you eventually get to see some giant monsters it's pretty insane how great they look for what was probably very little money, Also Keanu Reeves plays a dog boy.

Why did no one tell me this has an end credits RAP (by George Clinton of all people)?

Freaked is an exhausting movie if you don’t know what you’re getting yourself into; it’s infested with visual gags, and the script feels like someone had to explain the plot of every Ren & Stimpy episode in less than a minute. As a kid I always gravitated towards everything bizarre and cartoony, so it’s too bad I only recently discovered Freaked because that’s exactly what 10-year old me would have done upon seeing it.

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After discovering that Keanu Reeves played Ortiz the Dog Boy, it’s obvious this is a prequel to JOHN WICK.  

They clearly cured him of his freak ailment and he went on to become a highly skilled assassin for New York’s Russian mob.  However, he held on to his canine feelings from his time as a freak and his reaction was not to the fact that they killed the last gift from his dead wife, but rather killed his soon to be new wife as she understood the true desires he hid in his dog boy heart.

This is movie #28 of Hooptober. I don't think I've ever met another person who's seen this movie? But thanks to insomnia in the mid 00's, I watched it a lot because some movie channel would play it. It's gross and weird and make no sense and it's also pretty funny. There are a million jokes constantly, at least a few are going to land. It's got sort of a MAD magazine/early 90's MTV vibe to it but I don't think it ever did very well. If you don't mind goofy shit and weird visuals I say give it a look. The prosthetic and puppets are actually REALLY impressive, when you eventually get to see some giant monsters it's pretty insane how great they look for what was probably very little money, Also Keanu Reeves plays a dog boy.

This movie is an under appreciated masterpiece. Randy Quaid is on FIRE.

Remember those weird Fruit Gushers commercials with the mutant fruit people?

I think those were inspired by this movie.

I'm sure there is an insane story of how this got made and I need to hear it.

A vain actor, his best friend, and an activist end up at a mutant freak farm run by a weirdo scientist.

most batshit insane-ass movie I've ever seen. Truely unique, nothing like it!!

I'm still not entirely sure what I just watched or how this movie exactly got made but god damn does it rule. A few of the jokes don't work by 2019 standards and some of the jokes just don't work period but if you don't laugh at a child getting tossed through multiple glass doors of newspaper offices, you're dead inside.