Unlike the weirdos who love Tom Green and watched this movie for him, I was here for Crispin Glover and was sorely disappointed! I would have loved to hear more of his "Dutch" accent but instead, most of his scenes have him with his hand in front of his mouth and beeping noises, because, he's playing an alien from a planet where the males love human women and have circle jerks with their abductees (but, instead of tugging on junk, they tug on their noses?!).

This movie has WAY too much Tom Green, but if you enjoy farting, barf and girls sucking cheese dust from Cheetos off his fingers, well, then, gross.

If The Bag Man was enjoyable junk, then Freezer Burn: The Invasion of Laxdale is toxic waste.

This was awful. There wasn't a single good joke in this entire film, they range from just plain unfunny to wanting to gouge your eyes and ears out. And they always drag on way too long. The main character is a bore, the love interest is just there, and Crispin Glover, the one chance this movie had for redemption, is given absolutely nothing. He like doesn't have a single line or any amount of good screen time therefore making him as boring and lame as everyone else. I almost quit my Crispin Glover viewing escapade because this movie was so bad. Luckily I saw The Beaver Trilogy right afterwards and that gave me the strength to finish it. I was mentally yelling "END!" at the screen for the last bit of this film because I was so bored and I wanted the torture to end.

Unlike the weirdos who love Tom Green and watched this movie for him, I was here for Crispin Glover and was sorely disappointed! I would have loved to hear more of his "Dutch" accent but instead, most of his scenes have him with his hand in front of his mouth and beeping noises, because, he's playing an alien from a planet where the males love human women and have circle jerks with their abductees (but, instead of tugging on junk, they tug on their noses?!).

This movie has WAY too much Tom Green, but if you enjoy farting, barf and girls sucking cheese dust from Cheetos off his fingers, well, then, gross.

If The Bag Man was enjoyable junk, then Freezer Burn: The Invasion of Laxdale is toxic waste.

Ugh... I love Tom Green (not everything he has done, but overall, yeah, I'm a big fan), but man, this is an AWFUL movie. Almost nothing redeeming about it. Tom is not funny whatsoever in his Adam-Sandler-tough-guy-loser-wannabe role, Crispin Glover was barely in it and had no good lines, and the story was pretty unoriginal. A shame, as I was hoping this would be good dumb fun. It was just dumb. :(

Entertaining small town alien invasion comedy, with Tom Green. He's brilliant in this, finally subdued and every-man like instead of idiotic and over the top. When Crispin Glover and the rest of his Alien kind conspire to take over Laxdale, no one will believe Tom Green except for Sarain Boylan (Nice). It's not as funny as, say, Slither but much better than I expected.

I watched this for one reason and one reason only...Tom Green was in it.

Read my review at...
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