Facebook really needs to examine its security protocols and quit acting like it doesn't possess extreme vulnerability to the threat of lonely mentally-ill witches hacking Facebook using witchcode and suicide rituals in order to get revenge upon those they are unsuccessfully cyberstalking because this is clearly going to be an even larger issue than it is today if FB does not immediately employ a staff of counter-hexers to investigate and witch-proof its site. Everyone could end up friendless!

As far as sensitivity towards witches, the lonely, those suffering from mental illness (esp. in regards toward trichotillomania which can be a horrible condition to deal with) goes, Friend Request earns its F grade for keeps, yet it is such a dark…

While Friend Request was Germany's answer to the popularity of Unfriended, I sort of preferred this to the successful 2014 film??

Friend Request is playing into both the modern witch wave and the anxiety of social media users, sure, it's far from an instant classic, but I like to think of it as a relic of 2016, if we bury it for long enough, in 2030 someone will unearth this time capsule of a film and laugh at us for being so fucking ridiculous.

"Sometimes she would just stare at the screen for hours." *checks time at the bottom right corner of monitor, laughs nervously*

Maybe it all boils down to the fact that I had incredibly low expectations going…

"Are you sure you want to unfriend Ma Rina?" -Facebook Proxy,

Dammit, I completely admit it, one of the jump scares scared the fuck out of me. Like it took me a minute. That's the worst.

Back in a simpler time, when Facebook's biggest concern was whether a witch can somehow haunt someone through their service, a girl makes the stupid decision to accept the friend request of a weird girl... she should not have done that... weird girls are bad! She had dark hair... fuck her you shouldn't have become her friend...because she's different and different is bad!!!! Anyway the girl is like a witch that haunts her and her friends and it's a big stupid ridiculous mess that…

Friend Request is a movie about possession through computer screens that could be read as “internet addiction” as that’s one of those words that keep coming up. The movie can be read as an allegory for the dangers of social media and the internet even going as far as having an incel creepy friend character that of course, would be an interesting route to talk about getting radicalized with the help of social media.

The angle of losing friendships or that the ghost witch or teaching the main character a lesson is laughable because we never see this girl be obsessed with her friends or social media even. So it doesn’t really mean anything to me. 

The scares are predictable…

The 12 Horror Days of Christmas, Day 15

So, I have watched this before, and I feel like I like this movie more than maybe it deserves, but I saw a lot of good in the efforts made by the creators of this movie. I don't know about you, but when I see more than 10 credits for producers, I start to feel bad for the director and writer, as it always feels like there were unwelcomed changes made in the movie.

I feel like there are scenes where are characters are shot intentionally to appear as though they are manipulated with an instagram filter. Like a lot of shots of the main character Laura, in the beginning of the…