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  Review by DirkH ★★★ 228

  Daughter 1: Daddy, can we watch Frozen?

  Me: Sure thing, honey. Does your brother want to watch as well?

  Son: What's it about?

  Daughter 1: Oh it's about princesses and true love!

  Son - blank stare-

  Daughter: and there's a snow monster.

  Son: Let's roll.

  -movie finishes, Daughter 1 is blaring Let it Go at the top of her lungs-

  Me: What'd you think, buddy?

  -Son gives me a look-

  Me: C'mon, wasn't that bad was it?

  Son (these are his actual words):
  Too many stupid songs, nothing happens, not enough monsters, all the boys are stupid idiots because of those silly girls and that snowman is annoying.

  My son. Film critic and philosopher at four years old.

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  Review by Matt Singer ★★★½ 3

  Let me tell you, there’s a lot of nuances you miss the first 58 times you watch it. That 59th viewing really opens up the text.

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  Review by James (Schaffrillas) ★★★

  This movie and its sequel were the only musical Disney films that my girlfriend didn't want to rewatch, if that tells you anything

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  Review by ˗ˏˋ suspirliam ˊˎ˗ ★★★★½ 12

  can we all just agree to leave the frozen slander behind us and show elsa and anna the respect that they deserve!!!! they WILL defeat thanos in frozen 2 and then y'all suddenly start stanning!!!!! but i'll be there to remind you of the shade you threw at this masterpiece back in the day ...... you know i will

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  Review by Ciara ★★½ 26

  The 90s was the perfect decade to be a child, movie wise. You had the films that came before - Dumbo, Fox and the Hound, Snow White, Bambi, Rescuers. Then you had an onslaught of super Disney movies leading you through your early childhood, before Pixar took your hand - Beauty and the Beast, The Lion King, The Hunchback of Notre Dame (underrated but if you watch it again, the religious/sexual themes of the film are shocking - plus it features the best Disney soundtrack), Mulan, Pocahontas, Tarzan.

  When you watch those films as an adult, it's shocking how dark they delved. Simba tugging at his dead father's ear, running away feeling the shame and sorrow and depression thinking that…

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  Review by wes10 ★★★★★

  THERE ISNT A BETTER SOUNDTRACK also kristoff continues to be the best character ever created

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  Review by James (Schaffrillas) ★★★ 4

  Yeah yeah yeah it's fine, has some good songs and characters but also some bad songs and characters. It's inferior to Tangled and Moana in nearly every way but at least Olaf is funny

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  Review by ty ★★★★★

  The only frozen heart around here is yours. SMACK CAM

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  Review by davidehrlich ★½ 12

  as dull as it is ugly. think I'm gonna have kids *just* so I can refuse to show them CG animation. that's a good reason, right?

  a nice message for kids that deviates from the traditional mold, but when that message is as simple and staid as it is here, that's not much of a plus. there's something very cowardly about how few risks these movies take in bulldozing a rich legacy of beautiful, morally complex animation. woof. happy new year.

  that "for the first time in forever" bit sure is catchy, but josh gad's snowman that you were all raving about? what? no.

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  Review by my 9 year old niece 3

  “I LIKE IT... BECAUSE.... IT’S MAGICAAAAAAL!”

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  Review by sofi✨ ★★★½ 3

  jonathan groff deserved a real song you cowards

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  Review by Matt Singer ★★★½ 4

  Me, when my daughters demand to watch Frozen again and I just want to curl up in a ball and cry:
  
  “Conceal, don’t feel. Put on a show. Make one wrong move, and everyone will know.”