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  Review by clementine ★★ 12

  i did not care about this man or his problems or his face

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  Review by Anna Johansson ★★★

  ”when I'm with you I feel so safe. like I'm home."
  yes, that would be my exact words too if I was being hugged by natalie portman

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  Review by Lonnie ★ 5

  there's a part in this movie where a lady says she takes too long to eat her lucky charms so she just ends up with a bowl of pink milk. lucky charms milk doesn't turn pink, it turns green. this is bad writing. when they tell you to write from experience, this is the kind of thing they're really talking about.

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  Review by Meg Memes ★★ 3

  Does Zach Braff know what a girl is actually like?

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  Review by Andrew ★★★ 5

  Oppressive.

  Take every bad review that you have ever read about a Wes Anderson film and apply it to this movie. This is quirk for quirks sake.

  A lot has been said about the great soundtrack. I agree, the music on the soundtrack is fantastic. I also feel the same thing about the soundtrack from the film DAZED AND CONFUSED. And I also feel that both soundtracks are obvious and overwhelming.

  This movie drowns in its mise-en-scène. It has a specific look and feel, but it is all surface level. It never enhanced any action or character for me.

  The script is far too indie-precious, and Natalie Portman is the quintessential M.P.D.G.

  Sounds like it hated it right?

  I laughed…

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  Review by rachel ★★½ 3

  natalie sweetie imma get you out of there

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  Review by Ryan Daniel ★★★½ 2

  Why the hell is Florence Pugh dating Zach Braff? Florence, if you like guys from New Jersey who are only attractive at certain angles, I’m right here 😉. I’m also not your dads age, so there’s that.

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  Review by seymour🪱 ★½

  you wouldnt understand her. shes weird. shes a weirdo. you ever seen her without that stupid helmet on? no. thats weird.

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  Review by Sam Thompson ★★★½ 3

  WARNING! WARNING!
  QUIRK OVERLOAD! QUIRK OVERLOAD! I REPEAT QUIRK OVERLOAD!
  AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

  I don’t think Garden State is even close to a masterpiece, but it’s definitely a good movie. You’ll either hate it’s weirdness or just let it roll over you. 

  Great soundtrack and I’m in love with Natalie Portman. In the end, I was charmed by its kooky heart and found things to like but I doubt it’ll make a memorable impact on me.

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  Review by Joel Duscher ½ 2

  I wish I died in my sleep last night.

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  Review by thelistislife42 ★★★ 5

  6/10
  Zach Braff: 😑🙁🙂
  Me: 😒
  The soundtrack: 🎼🎶😏
  Me: 🎧😏
  Natalie Portman: 😄😁😢
  Me: 👀😍😙

  Also: RIP Ian Holm

  Added to:
  Ranking: 2020, First Time Watches
  Ranking: Coronavirus Quarantine

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  Review by millie ★★★ 1

  the movie: 2 stars
  the soundtrack: 5 stars