There are some films that not only don't need to be remade, but fundamentally shouldn't be. Get Carter is one of them. Mike Hodges' 1971 British gangster thriller is, even today, a triumph of hard boiled crime cinema and perhaps one of the greatest British films of all time. Stephen Kay's 2000 remake is neither British, hard boiled nor a triumph - in fact by distancing itself so enormously from everything that made the original a classic, it becomes abjectly the opposite; a bland, rote, monosyllabic generic Hollywood crime flick with none of the danger, wit, charm or grit the original film possessed. It is, put simply, a pointless exercise.
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