Maybe jerking off really does ruin your vision.
Deserves props for the simple fact that it took the idiotic plot of Halloween: Resurrection and made it work. It even made sense for the most part.
I thought this was going to be god awful and it surprised me completely. Don't get me wrong, there are god awful parts in the film, but also moments of horror goodness.
The film first got my attention at the beginning during a flashback scene when an out of nowhere gory scenario took place. Not only was I surprised, but the FX were damn good... good enough to make me feel uneasy about what was happening.
When you get right down to it, you…