The battle for eternity begins
A common thief joins a mythical god on a quest through Egypt.
A common thief joins a mythical god on a quest through Egypt.
Brenton Thwaites Nikolaj Coster-Waldau Gerard Butler Courtney Eaton Élodie Yung Chadwick Boseman Geoffrey Rush Abbey Lee Bryan Brown Emma Booth Goran D. Kleut Rachael Blake Kenneth Ransom Rufus Sewell Bruce Spence Yaya Deng Alexander England Emily Wheaton Matt Ruscic Robyn Nevin Wassim Hawat Jeff Coopwood Jean-Pierre Yerma Ishak Issa Richard Mutschall Paula Arundell Julian Maroun Marisa Lamonica Josh Farah Show All…
Dioses de Egipto, Les Dieux D'Égypte, Os Deuses do Egipto, Gods of Egypt 3D
Really wanted to check the "I've seen this film before" box, but then again, I also debated if I should even log it, mainly because it didn't feel like a film that I "watched". One of the strangest things that I've seen in a theatre in a long while, and that isn't necessarily a compliment. It's a montage of horrifyingly dull tropes evoked with CGI effects, artificially created and presented with gleeful abandon. It also doesn't seem to be hiding anything, reveling in the hilarious cheese and the intolerable drama/cringe in equal measures in spite of its effectiveness (or lack thereof). Or it's just shit. Or maybe both? I mean, it DOES have fire breathing snakes, a space worm,…
Half the people in this movie are 9 feet tall and it never stops being fun to look at
Way too long but not demonstrably more stupid than the old CLASH OF THE TITANS, easily more imaginative than the remake or the likes of achingly dull garbage like PRINCE OF PERSIA, and, thank the Gods, a lot fucking weirder than all of the above.
**ALL GOLD EVERYTHING**
if i gave 1 star every time i laughed at the difference in scale between gods & humans id have to give this like 800 stars every other shot looks like an ames room
speakings of "scales" A GIANT SNAKE IS HYPNOTIZED TO SET ITSELF ON FIRE ! ! !
i loved every minute of this
p.s. giant skeletons / b'nai elohim / alien hybrids/ bloodline of the nephilim www.sott.net/image/s6/128207/full/GIANT_SKELETONS_CHART.jpg
Hey Hollywood, isn't it a little too early to remake Clash Of The Titans again?
"If I were even to try to explain your brain would liquefy and pour out your ears."
Everything about this is golden and glorious. All of my critical thought evaporated the moment when a dude transforms into a giant, shiny eagle-robot to fight a giant, shiny dog-robot. Also, if I had know flat Earth theory involved Geoffrey Rush dragging the sun behind his spaceship while shooting lazer fireballs at a giant space-worm I would never have had the audacity to mock B.O.B.
"can you make it any taller?.."
to me, proyas still has yet to live up to the promising filmmaker i saw in Dark City but this cosmic kitsch translation of mythological egypt, that casually evokes Dune & lovecraft, is just fuckin wild enough to keep me curious. it's no Jupiter Ascending -- a few more locations & setpieces as insane as geoffrey rush's eternal space conflict with the abyss that is a worm (?) i guess via his sun... ship...(?) that fires lazers and it might've been close (aka, if it was a little taller) -- but i'd be lying if i said i had anything but an absolute ball with this frankenstein monstrosity.
it was also refreshing to see a cast…
i cant believe Jaime Lannister, Lord Commander of the Kingsguard, Warden of the East, The Young Lion, The Kingslayer, Oathbreaker, The Heir to Casterly Rock, could do this to me
What glorious teacuppery is this!
The sizzling serpentine shenanigans of sheer shrubberies in the shallow shires of Shetland (sans ponies) pale in comparison to the roguish beaver like upholstery transfixed to this cellulite piece of brimming striae.
With ZARDOZ (All Hail!!) affixing the dancing dandelions of golden prisms, all that remains are the chocolaty poodles of anarchic cashews. The fringes of preemptive wankery! How subtle in its trepidation! Ham!
How does it not foresee the tenacity of the grasshopper's kneejoints? Is it not a garbled grinder? A pernicious peignoir? Perhaps the lenses of ligament will wonder amongst the cosmic stars of titillating tickles.
"Fuck it. I'm off" - Dirk's mind.
The word "visionary" means little outside of marketing wonkery these days (did it ever?) but it's hard to argue that Gods of Egypt shouldn't grant Alex Proyas the superlative. Because, well, dude's got a vision. A goddess' luxurious wings turn to flat stone when severed. Another is ripped by a dozen black hands into the underworld the instant she removes an enchanted bracelet. There's a pyramid in constant motion, the sands of its interior shifting to form and unform and reform staircases and pathways. There's a specificity to the movement of this world that can only come from a director with genuine imagination.
I guess I'm not sure why this was so widely derided? Oh wait, just kidding, I know exactly why. You're not allowed to make this kind of movie anymore unless it's got either a self-loathing sense of humor or a grimace-laden rejection of its genre trappings. Fuck all y'all. This is good fun.
What in the holy fuckery is this shit?!
I was expecting this to be bad but fuck me. This is literally one of the most incompetently-made films I've ever seen. So why did I watch this? Honestly, I did so I can get closer to getting another entry on my Directors League list. The things I'll do, man...
The acting was...weird. Everyone just had their normal accents...in ancient Egypt.
Are we sure Brenton Thwaites is a good actor? He's been fucking terrible in everything I've seen him in. Admittedly it's only this and PotC 5 but still...awful in both.
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It's a cleaning day so let trash play in the background while I sweep my floors. At least the actors looked like they were having fun.
Sick ps2 video game cutscene bruv.
Well, this was a load of shit
wait, holy shit, that's Robin !!! wtf...just watched the trailer for some reason. he is so hot in titans but seeing his personal ig already took him down a peg and now i find out he's in this prince of persia ass shit....
"Can you make it any taller?"
I no longer want to live in a world where the latest MCU Content™ receives infinite praise and fantasy creations - those imbued with impassioned mythologizing, genuine creativity, and fantastical bizarreness; even if clumsy, bloated, or freakishly assembled - are rejected. This is about one level away from the earnestness, thematic beauty, and grandiose expressiveness of Jupiter Ascending (also hated), but just as nonsensical, shlocky (fun), and gloriously ambitious; crafted by a visionary with an actual imagination (I need Alex Proyas to make more films... he has it within himself to dethrone Dark City). The sometimes garish-looking nature of the artificial/CGI pulp doesn't really help a lot of this - via the more…
probably the worst thing to ever exist
I remember going to see this film at the cinema with my dad, and we walked out 20 minutes in.
It is difficult to describe how bad this movie is. Whilst it's probably hyperbolic I would definitely say this is the worst film I have ever seen. I want to rewatch it some time for that reason.
If there was any movie to ever best define the word epic, it would be this one. Everything from the acting, production, score, cinematography and directing is pitch perfect. A lot of people call this movie overrated I think only because it unexpectedly was nominated for so many Golden Raspberry Awards, but I truly believe it’s one of the best movies ever made. It’s astounding what Alex Proyas was able to achieve. Every scene within the Coliseum is jaw dropping. With all the new technology Hollywood has now its very rare to see a movie reach the level of excellence of Gods of Egypt. I think only Nolan and Villeneuve have reached this level since. I’m beyond excited for Proyas’ upcoming movies to say the least.
Gods Of Egypt Is one of the worst movies I have ever seen u don't care for the characters that action does nothing the pacing is horrible Also the dialogue is trash What I don't like there is no story and we are in the action for no reason I don't have a lot to say it is boring everything went gone So I give Gods Of Egypt an F
Not gonna lie this is funnier than most comedies
Also RIP Alex Proyas he is not dead but what a dive his career is. Its similar to Shyamalan in many ways
y’all this isnt that bad-
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