the first one was bad.

this one is very, very good.

even the fucking bradley cooper raccoon is tolerable. a Marvel movie with actual emotion and shot compositions that don't look like they were determined by a computer (even if everything *in* them was)!

i don't make the rules, people. down is the new up.

Did you like the first one? This is funnier, weirder, way more visually idiosyncratic, doesn't end with a poorly-edited fistfight or ship smashing into a city, and has generous helpings of Kurt Russell and Fleetwood Mac.

drax's laugh is gonna save the world

this movie is fun, don't be dicks

It’s the best Marvel movie there is tbh

I can only afford to lose one friend today

難得貢獻眼淚給英雄電影
覺得這集跟上一集的感動來自不同面向，可能這集小輸一點，但最後的為勇度的致敬有加到分
上集在說一群怪胎成為朋友家人的故事
這集在說一個渴望家人的關係連結，尋找家人，尋找愛，但家人一直在旁邊的故事
不過下一集好像就在說這個家庭四分五裂的故事...不過那是後話了
更深入這個隊伍後，發現每個人的問題
除了在貢獻眼淚後，最喜歡的片段是在勇度吼火箭的部分，他說我們都是一樣，我們害怕愛進入我們心中，因為我們怕他離開。而最後火箭的回應那句：i can only afford to lose one friend today真真實實回應給了勇度：

對於家人，我們奮而勇起。

很喜歡這樣的家庭，還有火箭，大概是除了美隊跟黑豹外，最喜歡的角色，而且還沒有顏值加分，不過有嘴賤加分、跟操作機器加分！！
然後這集的Groot還是很可愛，包括最前面的打鬥，中間的拿各種奇葩的東西，但是他只有短短的一集...下一集就是討厭的青少年了...

不過雖然星爵知道了各種情況，但還是不能原諒你是戰犯的雷包，但程度大大降低了許多

希望你們還有下一集

Missouri. Earth.

DAMN YOUR LOVE DAMN YOUR LIES

Guardians 2 doubles down on comedy and story but doesn't quite manage to top the first one. It does have a far more interesting villain and more interesting side stories, though. Better action scenes too (The Yondu escape scene is the absolute greatest). The end is genuinely sad, in the best possible way. There's FIVE post credits scenes, but I'm not sure if that makes my score higher or lower. It's a shame we're likely not getting a Guardians 3 that will live up to James Gunn's original vision. Especially since he sets up an awful lot of interesting stuff for a sequel here.

Did Zune REALLY try to stay relevant with this or was that just a huge joke on the crappy knockoff of an iPod? Cuz that’s hilarious.

Also HOW MANY POST CREDIT SCENES DO THEY NEED?!

“I'm sorry. I am so sorry! I just keep imagining you waking up in the morning, sir, looking in the mirror and then in all seriousness saying to yourself, "You know what would be a really kick-ass name? Taserface!"

This should be renamed, “Guardians of the Galaxy: The B-Side.” It was good, but not as good as the first. 

The Mary Poppins joke had me rolling! 🤣🤣🤣

Drax is the best