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  Review by Patrick Willems ★★★★ 12

  Look I've been rewatching the whole MCU and the upgrade in style and personality with this movie is unreal.

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  Review by Danny Webster ★★★★★ 46

  I cried. This is perfect. I am Groot. Nothing goes over Drax's head. He has excellent reflexes. Rocket isn't a raccoon. I am Groot. Star Lord? WHO? Sexy Aliens. I want The Inhumans film now. Stan Lee is a perv. Great film. I actually cried, genuine tears and the guy next to me too. He was crying, and we were crying and then we hugged because the film was so awesome and it's so emotional that I have actually seen this.

  I am Groot. I am crying. This is great. I don't even care. Fuck you. The soundtrack is great and each of the characters are great too. Marvel's risk of actually making this film gives me great pleasure. And…

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  Review by Todd Gaines ★★★★ 105

  Emmet the LEGO as Peter Quill an outlaw cowboy space pirate ladies man with a code name who leads a group of misfits known as the Guardians of the Galaxy against an evil guy who will stop at nothing to destroy the universe. This group of misfits includes a sexy green chic, a tree creature, a talking raccoon, a WWE wrestler, and the best part is they turn the MCU world upside down in one of the best summer blockbusters in recent memory. Mixtape. Brave mommy. SPACESHIP! Junker? A Blood Diamond baddie. Magic ball. When you forget the name of your one night stand before she leaves. Troll doll. Merle Dixon. The first time you see Rocket and Groot. Stan…

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  Review by sree ★★★★ 9

  ah this takes me back to when i still liked chris pratt

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  Review by mulaney ★★★★ 3

  when groot said WE are groot.... i felt that

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  Review by Evan ★★★★★ 23

  Just when I thought Marvel wouldn't be able to top Captain America: The Winter Soldier, along comes Guardians of the Galaxy.

  Guardians of the Galaxy is easily Marvel's most unique and entertaining film to date. This film seriously has a massive pair of balls. It took risks that no other Marvel film has even come close to doing. And let me tell you, everything pretty much works. I am the first to admit that I prefer comic book films to be dark and have a serious tone. GOTG is the exact opposite, it's tone is goofy and it doesn't take itself seriously whatsoever. It fully embraces it's fun & goofiness and that's why I loved it so much. The majority of…

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  Review by Frandi Peralta ★★★★½ 9

  Star-Lord: "You said it yourself, bitch. We're the Guardians of the Galaxy."

  The movie has humor, great VFX, lovable characters, a great story, and one of the best soundtracks ever. If you have never seen this movie PLEASE watch it ASAP.

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  Review by Auteur ★★½ 35

  It's only been four days and I'm already tired of arguing with people about Guardians Of The Galaxy. So I say fuck this movie right in its 92% Rotten Tomatoes-approved-fresh ass. Sorry, does that offend you? Here you go, here's the Reservoir Dogs soundtrack to listen to while you read the rest of the review; apparently that can make everything better.

  People like to criticize Hollywood for making the same movie over and over again. Apparently some of those same people happily line-up for Marvel films that literally do that exact thing. Guardians Of The Galaxy is the upteenth Marvel film about a [blank] that can destroy the universe, which [blank] tries to obtain, so [blank] must stop them. Fucking…

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  Review by davidehrlich ★★★ 5

  only Marvel could make a film about a raccoon & a tree traveling through space feel so tiresomely familiar. but it's quite stylish!

  Rocket isn't funny. Villain is garbage. Gunn can't shoot action. the movie wears its weirdness like a cheap costume. and yet even though this is a dreadfully dull formula with a few shiny new variable, it still works. the easy emotional chemistry pays off (less so when Rocket is like WE'RE A TEAM AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE GREAT! 87 times)... in fact, there are a bunch of almost levitational moments that are gutted by explaining them to death (the levitation-inducing gravity bit, for ironic example).

  lots of slick widescreen digital compositions, but turns to mush when it moves.…

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  Review by issy 🥝 ★★★★★

  imagine being quill when he finally opened the present and saw awesome mix vol 2 and realised he’s spent at least 26 years listening to the same songs over and over again when he had a whole other collection in a drawer on his ship. i’d crack a window and scream into the open galaxy

  p.s. I love this film so so so fuckin much!!!

  p.p.s SO FUCKIN MUCH!!!! 

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  Review by ☆ Sophie ☆ ★★★★ 16

  I am groot? I am groot!!

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  We are groot <3

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  Review by ☆ Sophie ☆ ★★★★ 7

  creative nicknames that were given to each character by each other

  - Star-Lord => Star Prince, Quill
  - Gamora => This Green Whore
  - Rocket => Taking Racoon, Rodent, Hamster
  - Groot => Tree, Giving Tree, Dumb Tree
  - Drax => Walking Thesaurus
  - Ronan => Turd Blossom, Bitch

  truly a bunch of a-holes

  My favorite nicknames among the bunch are either walking thesaurus or turd blossom. This movie is a gift sent from god and I love it so much. Every joke lands and the action and story are amazing. This film is special. The Guardian's movies might be the only MCU movies that have an equally great score AND soundtrack. Both are just fantastic and I listen to both on a regular basis. Awesome Mix and Tyler Bates lift my spirits up.

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