Popular reviews

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  Review by Jay ★★★★ 30

  all rise for the anti-fascist pinocchio

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  Review by leeza ★★★½ 28

  came out of the film assuming cate blanchett voiced the ethereal deities representing life and death only to be bodied by the fact that she voiced the monkey that only makes monkey noises

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  Review by NicoPico ★★★★½ 17

  Guillermo’s big “fuck you” to Disney

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  Review by davidehrlich ★★★½

  Guillermo del Toro stop-motion HOLLOW KNIGHT movie when?

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  Review by tyler ★★★★

  pinocchio is the anti-fascist icon we all deserve

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  Review by IHE ★★★★ 37

  Zemeckis needs to see this. This is how you modernise Pinocchio.

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  Review by hunter strawberry ★★★½ 2

  easily the best take on Pinocchio since Shrek 2 (2004)

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  Review by BRÁT ★★★★ 19

  dang, GDT dropped that little wooden freak right into WWII-era fascist Italy! Pinocchio in his Porco Rosso era (call that Porcorocchio), but instead of his companion being the most beautiful woman in the world, it's the most beautiful cricket in the world (Ewan McGregor, who sings an original song, as does... Christoph Waltz?!).

  oh, and Lydia Tár plays a monkey. perfect voice cast that directly appeals to me. GDT knows i've been burned too many times by the 12 other Pinocchio movies released within the past year. thank you king for reforming the Pinocchio-industrial complex. now we can finally abolish it :)

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  Review by kársten ★★★★

  good clean fun

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  Review by Cartoonshi ★★★★★ 11

  Disney on suicide watch

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  Review by Chris ★★★★½ 5

  Life is filled with such terrible joy. What happens, happens, and then we are gone.

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  Review by the film drunk ★★★½ 4

  Robert Zemeckis how you feelin