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  Review by Mike Ryan 98

  Michael Myers should be charged with murder

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  Review by tyler ★★½

  at this point haddonfield needs to be nuked 

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  Review by demi adejuyigbe 21

  Uh, kind of... fascinating. Like, I think that this is actually a pretty good idea for the conclusion of this reboot trilogy– though it quite literally posits the idea that a reboot is a traumatic generational response made by desperate people who have been pigeonholed into a single lane by an uncaring public– but the execution is just... silly. Very, very silly. Everything about it screams "god, I wish we were making this in the 80s." Every character's personality is from absolutely no later than 1985. Even Michael Myers's knife is from the 80s. You've been at this 40 years, hit the Williams Sonoma and get some dependable gear. Don't act like you can't afford it, you got murder man money.

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  Review by 24framesofnick ★ 47

  WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS MOVIE. THIS IS HOW YALL END THIS MID ASS TRILOGY??? THIS IS A FUCKING PRANK YOURE FUCKING TROLLING

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  Review by Jons ★ 13

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Michael Myers is finally in a position to just sit back and relax while an unpaid intern does all the work. And not a second too late, because the poor guy must be in his eighties.

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  Review by Patrick Willems ★★★ 27

  They should’ve stopped making Halloween movies after the first one (or at least after the third), but if they’re gonna keep making unnecessary reboots and sequels forever then at least make some weird choices with then

  (this movie makes a lot of weird choices)

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  Review by Austin_Smith 3

  How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man!?

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  Review by Branson Young ★ 11

  These movies have the worst goddamn posters

  Edit: These posters have the worst goddamn movies

  Edit: OMG they changed it, and it's worse?

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  Review by Gabriele Niola ★★★ 14

  Michael Myers as a ninja turtle

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  Review by Rollatini ★½ 22

  Corey: A Halloween Story

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  Review by Matt Singer ★★ 2

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  So for 40 years, Michael Myers was locked away in a maximum security prison. And through all that time, Laurie Strode lived the life of a paranoid survivalist. She never got over it. She never relaxed. All she knew was fear and rage.

  Then Michael Myers actually did escape. He went on another killing spree. He killed Laurie’s daughter! As this sequel begins, he remains at large. No one knows where he is. He could potentially return at any moment. Everyone else in Haddonfield is supposedly losing their minds worrying about him. Yet Laurie is now cheerful and carefree. She buys a new house, she writes her memoirs, she encourages her granddaughter Allyson to go out and live her life.…

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  Review by SilentDawn ★★★★ 71

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  72

  Can't quite put this up there with the 2018 reboot, but this romantic, vampiric slasher drama is far beyond the senseless motions and rhythms of Halloween Kills. It's purposeful and tragic and unique. David Gordon Green and team have developed a trilogy that honestly doesn't work well at all as a cohesive statement, but each piece is distinctive.

  With Halloween Ends, the cosmic, fuming lifeforce of Michael Myers in Kills proves to be short-lived. His hatred is weakening within his body. Hiding in a sewer, a secluded tomb for his mummified look, this version of Myers in Ends is old and decrepit. He struggles to murder his victims, and when he finally sheds blood, his body convulses with power…