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  Review by DirkH ★★★★★ 19

  It's like unintentionally burping mid-conversation.

  It's like having to go to the bathroom really badly while you're stuck in traffic.

  It's like walking in on your parents while they're doing the nasty.

  It's like misreading an invitation and mistakenly thinking you're going to a costume party.

  It's like watching porn with your grandparents.

  And I love every single second of it.

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  Review by Silent J ★★★★★ 26

  "I'm not laughing AT you. I'm laughing WITH you."
  "But I'm not laughing."

  Is it fucked up that I laughed my way through all of this?

  Is it fucked up that I think the line "I'm champagne. YOU'RE shit!" is the greatest way to tell off your ex I've ever heard?

  Is it fucked up that I thought that scene of the kid asking his dad "What does cum mean?" is the strangest and funniest thing I've seen in a movie?

  Is it fucked up that I think the Russian Guy is one of the coolest motherfuckers put on screen?

  And when Philip Seymour Hoffman came on the wall...I puked a little.
  Seriously, don't eat while watching this. I'll never…

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  Review by Nathan Rabin ★★★★ 1

  So it turns out the title IS ironic.

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  Review by Eli Hayes ★★★★½ 7

  Dylan Baker gives one of the most undervalued
  performances of the 20th century in this marvel.

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  Review by Nakul ★★★★ 2

  "Pussy... Need pussy." - Philip Seymour Hoffman

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  Review by Lucy ★★★½ 2

  no

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  Review by Naughty aka Juli Norwood ★★★★★

  If you identify with any of the characters or storylines in this film seek medical help IMMEDIATELY!

  If you laughed or snickered at the totally Politically Incorrect elements of this film... Congratulations you are one sick puppy! Welcome to the club!

  It was so unbelievably inappropriate it was funny! This film slaughtered sacred cows as if it were a sport!

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  Review by Parker ★★★★½

  Being human is a nightmare.

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  Review by Hungkat ★★★½ 2

  Definitely lived up to its title, Happiness is such a nice, quirky little gem to watch with your family. Give it a try.

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  Review by j. kwiatkowski ★★★★★ 1

  I came(d and farded).

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  Review by sarah ★★★★★ 4

  todd solondz you are going to jail!

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  Review by Cassie ★★★★★ 4

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Billy: "Dad, did you, did you— with Johnny Grasso and Ronald Farber?"

  Bill: "Yes."

  Billy: "What did you do?"

  Bill: "I-I touched them."

  Billy: "What do you mean exactly— touched?

  Bill: "I fondled them."

  Billy: "What for?"

  Bill: "I couldn't help myself."

  Billy: "What else?"

  Bill: "I unzipped myself."

  Billy: "Do you mean— masturbated?"

  Bill: "No."

  Billy: "Then what?"

  Bill: "I made love."

  Billy: "What does that mean?"

  Bill: "I fucked them."

  Billy: "What was it like?"

  Bill: "It was great."

  Billy: "Would you do it again?"

  Bill: "Yes."

  
  Pause.

  
  
  Billy: "Would you ever fuck me?"

  Bill: "No—I'd jerk off instead."

  *Both Weep*