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  Review by emma renton ★★★★ 17

  i still cant believe this was directed by the guy who colonised america

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  Review by cinephile... 🕯️ ★★★★ 6

  my 7 year old self didn't expect young voldemort to be so beautiful and the realization led to many a moral crisis

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  Review by stephen ★★★½ 11

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  So we just gonna act like Draco's dad didn't just try to use the killing curse on a 11 year old just for giving his annoying servant a sock

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  Review by veronica ★★★★★ 4

  i will never get over ron’s facial expressions istg he’s the king of comedy

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  Review by Josh Lewis ★★★ 5

  Don't you just hate it when your school accidentally has Nazi snakes in the basement? smh

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  Review by Lucy ★★★★★ 14

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  (part of the harry potter weekly double feature)

  i’ve said this before and i’ll say it again, chamber of secrets is SO underrated. 12 year old harry really stabbed the shit out of that diary before he even knew what the fuck a horcrux WAS. ICON!

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  Review by alyssa ★★★★ 6

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  can you really blame ginny for doing whatever tom riddle said after just meeting him.... he was a whole snack

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  Review by adelaide ★★★ 5

  please hogwarts invest in some magical security cameras or something it would save yall a whole lot of trouble

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  Review by trash pugh ★★★½ 6

  i am pleased to inform that ‘tom marvolo riddle’ also anagrams to mr. tom a dildo lover. i assume j.k. rowling did this on purpose.

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  Review by Holly-Beth 7

  crazy how the real giant snake was dumbledore all along

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  Review by ☆ sophie ☆ ★★★★ 2

  doooo youuuu knowww anythang abouuuttt theeeeeee chammmberrrrrr ooofffff seeeeecreeettttss?

  yes

  caaaaan youuuu tellllll meeee?

  no

  the end

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  Review by David Sims ★★★ 6

  would love a deleted scene of Professor Sprout casually dicing grown mandrakes while they scream