This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

why does every malfoy scene in this look like an evanescence music video i’m wheezing

harry: [john mulaney voice] and now there’s death eaters again? these new death eaters. i do not care for these new death eaters and you may quote me on that!

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

i just cannot believe harry potter himself made a dragon testicle joke ....... Legends Only

Harry has more chemistry with the giant dead spider than he does with Ginny

Why does she tie his shoelace

draco malfoy’s fashion sense is remarkable

needed more luna

the empathy allowed to draco in this is its key, reading it was hugely important to me as a kid as learning to empathize and acknowledge larger perspectives was still new to me so seeing that the cartoon embodiment of childhood villainy up til that point could also be a broken, unprepared kid being cruelly used as a pawn by a generation that failed to do anything but patronize him (... sound familiar?) was a profound realization... kloves and yates truly got that the tragedy of *all* these kids, failed by their mentors more than their enemies, was the heart of those books, as ultimately flawed--especially in their dire plotting that they were--so that they manage to hone in on this idea above all in this entry, and the following two especially, means these will forever have a special place in my heart... sorry im so basic

can i get fuckin uhhhhhhhh,,,,,, helena bonham carter's phone number

The weakest one and that by far

I have never seen worse chemistry between a main couple in a movie than between Ginny and Harry. It’s excruciating to watch.

The liquid luck scene, however, is the exact opposite. This scene is perfect storytelling with good bits of comedy. It’s Daniel Radcliffe showing off his range at its best. 

4/5

The Half Blood Prince suffers issues of condensing the book and still looking visually inferior to the first few films, but has some of the most interesting plot developments in the series. In this film Dumbledore loses his image as an invincible wizard and starts to show a more vulnerable side of himself, Malfoy goes through serious internal conflict, and Snape’s character got a lot of well deserved screen time. Although the film doesn’t look all that good, and the book’s plot also couldn’t be fully fleshed out, the concepts in this movie are still some of the most interesting ones in the series.

ending is impossible to watch without crying. these characters reach a point of no return and it’s really cool.

This brings magic back to the Harry Potter movies in a way that hasn’t been seen since Chris Columbus was directing. It somehow manages to be a gut wrenching penultimate(loosely used) movie and one of the greatest teen comedy’s of the 2000s. The odd colouring does however effect my viewing experience in some scenes. Just a bland look that relates to the themes of the movie but are unpleasant to look at.

arguably the most irrelevant harry potter movie

Mi favorita de toda la saga.

Buenarda

farewell, aragog...king of arachnids. your body will decay but your spirit lingers on as well as slughorn's constant wits of being startled at harry's presence while he steals professor sprout's very valuable leaves.

So...you’re telling me Harry DOESNT have a crush on Draco?

Thank god this one doesn’t follow in the order of the phoenix’s foot steps. Surprisingly, this one actually ended up being my favourite so far, just barely beating Azkaban. I enjoyed Dumbledore’s demise more than I should have. If anyone deserved to finish him off it was Snape after being robbed of his dream job for so many years.

I enjoyed seeing some actual conflict between Harry and Malfoy in this one.

The background on young Tom learning dark magic was nice. I liked the drunken potions prof. 

The discovery of Voldemort’s Horcrux backup plan was cool. This movie almost felt like it was thought out.

Current Rankings:
Half Blood Prince
Prisoner of Azkaban
Goblet of Fire
Chamber of Secrets
Sorcerers Stone
Order of the Phoenix

Malfoy is really out here being the Gordon Ramsey of hogwarts. And that isn’t close to a compliment, they both suck at everything