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  Review by 🌻 lindsay 🌻 ★★★★½ 25

  Harry has more chemistry with the giant dead spider than he does with Ginny

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  Review by ciara ★★★½ 6

  why does every malfoy scene in this look like an evanescence music video i’m wheezing

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  Review by elle ★★★½ 13

  Why does she tie his shoelace

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  Review by adambolt ★★★

  this is the very horny filler episode

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  Review by bel ★★★★ 10

  needed more luna

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  Review by Bethany ★★★★ 4

  draco malfoy’s fashion sense is remarkable

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  Review by liam f ★★★½ 5

  we all just know that these films wouldn't be anywhere near as long as they are if Snape actually spoke at a normal speed

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  Review by feat. dante from the dmc series ★★★ 5

  can i get fuckin uhhhhhhhh,,,,,, helena bonham carter's phone number

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  Review by Josh Lewis ★★★★ 5

  The attention and empathy extended to Draco in this is essential, the realization that the cartoon embodiment of childhood villainy up until that point could also be a broken, unprepared kid being cruelly used as a tool is one of the more effective ones made in these movies. Kloves and Yates truly got that the tragedy of all these kids (failed by their mentors as much as their enemies) was the heart of those books, as ultimately flawed as they were. So that they manage to hone in on this idea above all in this entry, and the following one especially, means these will forever have a special place in my heart... Sorry, I'm so basic.

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  Review by Leanne ★★★★ 3

  this is just the one where they all get really horny and it’s hilarious

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  Review by mulaney ★★★★½ 3

  if i went to hogwarts at the same time as tom riddle i would have been in love with him and i'm not sure what that says about me as a person

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  Review by David Sims ★★★★ 28

  a forever slept-on secret masterpiece