Otherwise known as Harry Potter and his horny friends. I know there was always the idea that Harry and his pals had love interests but this one they're all running around trying to fuck each other. Harry wants to have sex with Ginny, she wants to have sex with someone, someone wants to have sex with Hermione, everyone watching wants to have sex with Hermione, Ron wants to have sex with Hermione, Lavender wants to have sex with Ron, Ron wants to have sex with Lavender, Ron doesn't want to have sex with Lavender, Ron wants to have sex with Romilda Vane, Romilda Vane wants to have sex with Harry, Harry wants to have sex with Romilda Vane, Harry doesn't…

The first two Harry Potter movies were directed by Chris Columbus. They were flawed, but wonderous and sweet movies that made for good entertainment and did a great job satisfying fans of the books. Then came Alfonso Cuaron’s Prisoner of Azkaban. It shifted the tone to a darker, more serious, and more respectable story. These weren’t just fun family movies anymore they were put on track to become the next Lord of the Rings. And I believe they would have, if they stuck with Alfonso Cuaron as the director. But he went on to become a far more ambitious and renowned filmmaker, and we’re stuck with David Yates. A boring, study controlled director who’s only advantage is having an already…

We were robbed of young and hot Tom Riddle. 

But on a serious note, this movie was really enjoyable and done well. Although ‘the tone of this movie is dark so the movie is literally too dark to watch’ got a bit annoying at times (mostly in the beginning of the movie where I genuinely couldn’t see some of the action because it was too dark), it is interesting to see throughout. The desaturation of color is a deliberate, artistic choice that I appreciate being made (since sometimes these kinds of movies stay so far away from doing anything that could be slightly controversial). Having the climax of the movie be in what was almost black and white was also…