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  Review by ciara ★★★½ 4

  why does every malfoy scene in this look like an evanescence music video i’m wheezing

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  Review by 🌻 lindsay 🌻 ★★★★½ 19

  Harry has more chemistry with the giant dead spider than he does with Ginny

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  Review by elle ★★★½ 9

  Why does she tie his shoelace

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  Review by bel ★★★★ 11

  needed more luna

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  Review by Bethany ★★★★ 3

  draco malfoy’s fashion sense is remarkable

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  Review by josh lewis ★★★★ 3

  the empathy allowed to draco in this is its key, the realization that the cartoon embodiment of childhood villainy up til that point could also be a broken, unprepared kid being cruelly used as a pawn by a generation that failed to do anything but patronize him is effective. kloves and yates truly got that the tragedy of *all* these kids (failed by their mentors as much as their enemies) was the heart of those books, as ultimately flawed as they were. so that they manage to hone in on this idea above all in this entry, and the following one especially, means these will forever have a special place in my heart... sorry im so basic.

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  Review by Diamondbolt ★★★

  this is the very horny filler episode

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  Review by feat. dante from the dmc series ★★★ 2

  can i get fuckin uhhhhhhhh,,,,,, helena bonham carter's phone number

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  Review by David Sims ★★★★ 25

  a forever slept-on secret masterpiece

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  Review by mulaney ★★★★½ 2

  if i went to hogwarts at the same time as tom riddle i would have been in love with him and i'm not sure what that says about me as a person

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  Review by liam f ★★★½ 4

  we all just know that these films wouldn't be anywhere near as long as they are if Snape actually spoke at a normal speed

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  Review by SilentDawn ★★★★ 8

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  Still excellent. Not sure who decided to hire Bruno Delbonnel as DP but it was a Galaxy-brain maneuver. Chilly, near monochromatic images, desolate browns and greens in contrast to a golden-hued warmth that is just so fucking cozy. Most of this movie is Harry, Ron, and Hermione struggling with romance, and it's delightful.

  "Snape! Snape! He *trusted* you!" is such a killer line read from Daniel Radcliffe too. When David Yates does eventually decide to fall into the book's perpetual void of tragedy and inevitable demise, it's quite good. Really enjoy this one, although Azkaban is still leagues ahead.