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  Review by Holly-Beth 10

  you ought to be careful, someone might think you're...

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  
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  Review by ☆ sophie ☆ ★★★★ 16

  Ron: once I make maii mooove, then yore free to chack the 👑🤴🏻kang🤴🏻👑
  Harry: Naou, RON 🚫❌NAOUUUU❌🚫
  Hermione: 💖🎀hhhhwhaat issit??🎀💖
  Harry: 👹hE's gOiNg tO sAcRiFiCe hImSeLf !!!👹
  Hermionie: 🥵no you cAN'T theremustbeanotherWAIYYYY🥵
  Ron: 👿jowanna stop snape from gatton' that stone ornot!!😤🤬
  Ron: harry its you that has to go on, i know äêt 🤔
  Ron: not me, not Hermione, YAOÛ 👈
  
  this tiktok lives rent free in my head

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  Review by cinephile... 🕯️ ★★★★ 4

  me: i think im over my harry potter obsession
  me after hearing 5 seconds of hedwig's theme, holding back tears: i guess the fuck not

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  Review by karen h. 10

  i feel like we’re overlooking the fact that, though it was in self-defense, harry potter killed a man at age 11

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  Review by ✰ diana ✰ ★★★★½ 4

  dumbledore: i care about all my students equally

  *hogwarts is in danger*

  dumbledore: omg are the gryffindors okay

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  Review by issy 🥝 ★★★★ 6

  forget the 2017 Best Picture mix-up, the 2001 House Cup was just cruel

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  Review by Jay ★★★

  *fluffy wakes up*
  harry: GET YOUR DOG BITCH
  hagrid: it dont bite
  harry: YES IT DO G-

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  Review by meg ★★★ 5

  harry: i've never talked to a snake before.

  get fucking used to it lad you'll be meeting dumbledore in approximately half an hour

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  Review by jas ★★★★½ 5

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  hagrid literally spoon feeds this little bitches the entire plot and harry STILL doesnt name one of his kids after him

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  Review by 👽hayley👽 ★★★½ 1

  honestly i feel harry literally could've set hogwarts on fire and dumbledore would still be like "50 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR GET IT UP YEEEEE"

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  Review by Lucy ★★★★★ 8

  rewatching these movies again and listening to the audiobooks instead of finding a therapist… 2022 already has me on the ropes

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  Review by issy 🥝 ★★★★ 2

  fuck dumbledore and his knock off valentino robes