"I know this sounds dumb…"
Maybe it's just because one of my gay college buddies just finished jumping through all the ridiculous bureaucratic hoops involved in Adopting A Child While Homosexual, but for some reason this reads to me as an innocent lesbian threesome trying to adopt children and the whole world going nuts and trying to kill them because of it.
"Come little children, I'll take thee away
Into a land of enchantment
Come little children, the time's come to play
Here in my garden of magic."
For me this movie was a great big Nope made intermittently entertaining by Bette Midler's insane scenery-chewing performance and Thora Birch's nasty little sister making fun of her impotent big brother (they…