"My father used to say that not playing to win is like sleeping with your sister. Sure she's a great piece of tail, with a blouse full of goodies, but... it's just illegal. Then you get into that whole inbred thing. Kids with no teeth who do nothing but play the banjo... eat apple sauce through a straw... pork farm animals."

This is the greatest movie ever made.

Plus mince qu'à mon souvenir, mais y'a tellement de bons gags, la scène du p'tit dej' sur la bedaine, Lloyd Bridges, what's a chafing dish?... En plus que ça a bercé mon enfance, particulièrement le deuxième qui parodie Rambo. Dommage que ce genre, tributaire des Marx, soit mort et enterré.

"What do you do with an elephant with three balls? You walk him and pitch to the rhino."

??????

"Alpha Velveeta Knuckle Underwear, you are cleared for take-off. When you hit that nuclear weapons plant... drop a bomb for me!"
"Uh, Sphincter Mucus Niner Ringworm, roger!"

I think that quote about sums up the silliness of Hot Shots!

I remember watching this with my brothers as a kid and absolutely dying with laughter and it still makes me crack up now! There are even a few things that I picked up on this rewatch that I have never noticed before.

Lloyd Bridges is an absolute comic genius and he has the best lines throughout the film by far, so good.
I had to LOL at Charlie and Alan being together, this is something I'd never ever thought about before.
And i love Cary Ewles doing comedy, he's really great. Need to rewatch me some Men in Tights again soon!

Please, if you haven't seen Hot Shots! get it in your life!

How Lloyd Bridges never won an Oscar for HOT SHOTS is beyond me. The mere sight of him in this movie makes me LOL so hard.

I have never seen this many people falling over in one single film, but the bad jokes still make you laugh. They make you laugh quite a lot apparently.

Plus mince qu'à mon souvenir, mais y'a tellement de bons gags, la scène du p'tit dej' sur la bedaine, Lloyd Bridges, what's a chafing dish?... En plus que ça a bercé mon enfance, particulièrement le deuxième qui parodie Rambo. Dommage que ce genre, tributaire des Marx, soit mort et enterré.

The gags are hit-and-miss (it veers towards slapstick too often), but it’s a fun ride and the cast is game. 7/10

I expected it to be a lot funnier. It had some scenes that made me laugh out loud, but they were few and far between. I would consider watching it again, but only with someone, because I feel I wouldn't make it to the end alone due to boredom.

Hävittäjälentäjänhommat lopettanut hävittäjälentäjä pyydetään takaisin hävittäjälentäjähommiin.

Parodiafilkka Top Gunille höystettynä Hei me lennetään -meiningillä. Komedialeffat mullistanut klassikko, jonka tuutissa on yksityiskohtia niin että turisee.

No sólo se trata de una de mis comedias favoritas de todos los tiempos sino que, volviendo a revisionarla, me he seguido tronchando de la risa. Enormes Charlie Sheen y Lloyd Bridges.

No sé si es la sopa o el pato lo que se caza a tiros.

“I’ve fallen for you like a blind roofer” is modern romance

Actually has more of a plot than Top Gun.