holy fuck, this is one of the best bad movies i have ever seen in my life, funnier than The Room, no joke. i could not contain my laughter when watching this thing. uwe boll is an artist. the acting, the dialogue, the action sequences, the editing, the transitions, the camerawork, the set design, the soundtrack, the directing, everything is unintentionally hilarious and so wrong. i will be watching this for years to come for a good chuckle. THEY HAVE CLIPS FROM THE HOUSE OF THE DEAD VIDEO GAME CUT INTO THE MOVIE FOR FUCK SAKES. LIKE WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING?! i now end this review with some brilliant pieces of dialogue from House Of The Dead.
"Guys, check out this book. Looks pretty old, maybe it'll help us!"
"Who are you?"
"Who are YOU?"
"We're here to rescue you."
"You created it all so you could become immortal. Why?"
"To live forever!"