Synopsis
No one survives alone
A desperate father tries to return home to his pregnant wife after a mysterious apocalyptic event turns everything to chaos.
2018 Directed by David M. Rosenthal
A desperate father tries to return home to his pregnant wife after a mysterious apocalyptic event turns everything to chaos.
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apparently it only takes 3 days of not having internet or whatever for people to start with the mad max motorcycle cosplay shit
IT LITERALLY DOESN'T END
also tag urself i'm theo james saying "fuck" for like- fourteen times straight
Watched this with my parents. Here are my thoughts:
-“That’s the problem with your generation, they don’t want to work.” This movie is for boomers who think they’re the last generation who could survive an apocalypse rather than the first generation to cause one.
-Well that’s not fair. My parents didn’t cause shit and also hated this movie. Very unfair of me!
-Pretty quickly disengaged from this movie and started thinking about the odds that whoever directed this has ever made somebody cum. I put it at 300:1
-Where the hell did the mom go? She disappears pretty quickly. That’s what she gets for not scolding our hot lead enough
-the main guy looks like Jesse Bradford if he didn’t…
Simultaneously the most boring road trip movie ever and the dumbest apocalypse movie ever.
NETFLIX (ULTRA 4K)
2.35:1
Color
Codex
15
“Everyone wants the dream. Problem with your generation is that nobody wants to work for it”
How It Ends is an hour and fifty-three minutes far too long. A film that leads up to an event that NEVER happens, all while trying to force some cliche parental passive aggressive bullshit during what is purported to be a climactic event on the level of an apocalypse with the quote above serving as evidence...yeah way to go on focusing on the intrigue. The plot and beats are both tedious and tragically inept at everything it boasts. Including that of a color grade that was done by someone trying to flaunt the simplistic skills of an Instagram filter.
UNWATCHABLE
FULL REVIEW AT NERDLYUK
How it ends? Pretty terribly. Beginning and middle not too great, either. Some gorgeous exterior shots, though.
Two questions:
- Why does every single person in the USA become crazy survivalists after half a day without electricity? I know Americans can be very extreme but come on now...
- But more importantly, who the fuck came up with that ending?