if i went to bed with that much eyeliner on i would wake up blind

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

audrey hepburn starring in: how to steal my heart

Delightful fun! Peter O'Toole and Audrey Hepburn as a pair almost hurts. They're too beautiful. And charming. And perfect in every way really... William Wyler hasn't disappointed me yet!

heist movies staring Audrey Hepburn are the only heist movies that exist,, sorry I don’t make the rules

Nice amusing way to spend two hours. Not so much laugh out loud as smile and enjoy the company of Audrey Hepburn and Peter O'Toole.

Hepburn's father is an art forger and he has loaned a statue to a museum. Meanwhile, O'Toole tries to steal a painting from Hepburn and her father's house. However, he only takes a piece of paint to test. Since she doesn't want to call the police and bring attention to her crooked father, she takes the thief home.

An expert is coming to examine the fake statue on display at the museum for the insurance company, so father and daughter panic. She finds the thief and convinces him to help her steal the statue.

Like I said an enjoyable farce with some witty lines and director William Wyler is very fond of Audrey's legs.

Audrey Hepburn and Peter O'Toole, stealing art and spreading chaos... that's what I call bi culture.

Why there aren't men like Peter O'Toole anymore?
Why there aren't women like Audrey Hepburn anymore?
Why don't we have films like these ones anymore?
2019 isn't for anyone, I guess. Certainly not for me.

girls and gays don't wear eyeliner to bed !!!

peter's little "aye-aye-aye" on the bench,,

I JUST NOTICED THAT RIGHT BEFORE AUDREY GOES INTO THE CHIMNEY DISGUISED AS A CLEANING LADY, PETER SNEAKS PAST HER AND GIVES HER A LITTLE KISS AND KEEPS ON TIP-TOEING.

This was my first heist movie. And to this day it is still the best

How to Steal a Million is a lighthearted romantic crime movie by William Wyler that manages to entertain and amuse for its runtime. Audrey Hepburn and Peter O’Toole have fantastic chemistry in this film, and provide for a good time.

for someone who started lying just recently...you're showing a real flair.

isn't love if he doesn't help u stole a milion &
in the other hand, who wouldn't do anything for audrey hepburn

Endlessly enjoyable. O'Toole and Hepburn have such great chemistry. They're so charming together. But obviously Hepburn steals the show. 

Such a fun movie.

Nicole didn’t even have to leave her house to meet a handsome man. If this isn’t an introvert’s dream, I don’t know what is!