The only film where you will witness Madeye Moody and Voldemort sit in a bar and call each other cunts.

What a conversation between Harry and Ken would sound like if they were talking about some lame person who doesn't like this movie:

Harry: So he's having a really nice time watching In Bruges?
Ken: Well, I'm having a really nice time watching In Bruges. I'm not sure it's really his cup of tea. 
Harry: (Stunned silence) What? 
Ken: You know... I'm not sure it's really his thing. 
Harry: What do you mean it's not really his thing? What's that supposed to mean? It's not really his thing... What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Ken: Nothing, Harry. 
Harry: But it's a masterpiece, isn't it? How can a masterpiece not be somebody's fucking thing?  The brilliant fucking dialogue, the perfect fucking casting, the wonderful fucking blend of the most hilarious dark humor with spine-tingling drama and character development... how can that not be somebody's fucking thing? How can that be?

someone: h-
me: Colin Farrell won the Golden Globe for Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture — Com
someone: i didn’t as-
me: edy or Musical for his performance as Ray, a guilt-stricken hitman, in the dark comedy In Bruges (2008) dir Martin McDonagh

Funny little thing; I’ve had the In Bruges theme saved on Spotify for over a year and have been listening to it consistently without having seen the movie. Cool seeing that bad boy in action!

I’ll be honest, first 30 minutes weren’t doing it for me. Didn’t find either leads that charming or funny, didn’t think it was doing anything terribly interesting. Thankfully McDonagh is amazing at subverting expectations and made the remainder of the film quite a ride. I think it’s a lot of fun and definitely see myself revisiting it again, but it felt like a movie that works really in the moment and has little to discuss once the credits roll. Am I just not being fun? Probably idk but it’s 2am I’m going to bed goodnight!

"I'm sorry for calling you an inanimate object. I was upset."

colin farrell is such a daddy. please, colin, carry me away from bruges in your strong irish arms.

Pure fucking brilliance. Everything fucking works. Fucking humour, fucking emotions, fucking Ralph fucking Fiennes is the fucking best fucking ever.

"You're an inanimate fuckin' object!"

I cannot get over that line. It's so fucking good.

colin farrell feat. mad-eye moody & fleur delacour vs. voldemort was the showdown i never knew i needed

percival graves, voldemort, mad-eye moody and fleur delacour, in fucking bruges, is the quality content i signed up for

not looking forward to when i have to kill colin farrell in the race war

I’m going to Bruges in a couple days and if I don’t get shot by Colin Farrell while I’m there I will be asking Brussels Airlines for my money back.

when colin farrell said “you yankee fuckin cunt”...i felt that

I’m not trying to be funny and i mean no disrespect but you’re a cunt

I feel like there's a sub-genre of movies of Colin Farrell doing crime shit very angrily and it is my favourite genre

Não há, em toda a história do cinema, um filme que tenha um anão tão bom quanto o Jimmy

even better on a second watch

***old review: I had my reservations about this film but in the end i thought it was great. A very dark humour runs through the film and has almost believable dialogue for Colin Farrell as the dim hit-man and everyone he comes across. Martin McDonagh has a great eye for the cause and effects in his story telling. Nearly all the characters are fairly non PC but are not really offensive as it isn't deliberate because its so well weaved into the character by the wonderful script. You are shocked at some scenes and laughing at the next. It has a fairly obvious characteristic 'british mobster' in the shape of Ralph Fiennes as Harry Waters but it works as it such a caricature.

I agree with many other reviews that I’ve seen by saying that this is an underrated film. I don’t really know how I came across it, but I’m glad that I did. It was cool seeing so many familiar faces such as Colin Ferrell, Brendan Gleeson, Ralph Fiennes, even Clemence Poesy. It was interesting seeing two characters as complete opposites experiencing Bruges in entirely different ways. Plus, this movie was a great character study into each of their roles and feelings throughout it all. I don’t want to spoil anything, but the ending went a different way than I expected. I was surprised, yet satisfied with it. Like I said, extremely underrated, but such a good film.

Putting aside the fact I could stare into Colin Farrell’s eyes for all eternity, this was a great watch. If you’re a sucker for religious themes & complex moral codes this movie definitely delivers.

This is hilarious with genius dialogue, surprisingly heartfelt moments, superb acting and weird music. What’s not to love!

"I can't fucking see!" "Uh, yeah, duh, I just shot a blank right into your fucking eyes..." 
Brilliant screenplay. Love you Colin Farrell!!

Now I really need to go to "fuckin' Bruges".

Absurd with a fierce casualness.
I know it's a masterpiece, but let me watch it three, four more times, then I'll tell you why.

It's a funny, sad, traumatic and quite extraordinary offensive black comedy. I've always liked humor in serious situations. Also it was an interesting experience to watch a character who is a hitman suffering and being suicidal because of killing a kid in a comedy.