The only film where you will witness Madeye Moody and Voldemort sit in a bar and call each other cunts.

What a conversation between Harry and Ken would sound like if they were talking about some lame person who doesn't like this movie:

Harry: So he's having a really nice time watching In Bruges?
Ken: Well, I'm having a really nice time watching In Bruges. I'm not sure it's really his cup of tea. 
Harry: (Stunned silence) What? 
Ken: You know... I'm not sure it's really his thing. 
Harry: What do you mean it's not really his thing? What's that supposed to mean? It's not really his thing... What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Ken: Nothing, Harry. 
Harry: But it's a masterpiece, isn't it? How can a masterpiece not be somebody's fucking thing?  The brilliant fucking dialogue, the perfect fucking casting, the wonderful fucking blend of the most hilarious dark humor with spine-tingling drama and character development... how can that not be somebody's fucking thing? How can that be?

someone: h-
me: Colin Farrell won the Golden Globe for Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture — Com
someone: i didn’t as-
me: edy or Musical for his performance as Ray, a guilt-stricken hitman, in the dark comedy In Bruges (2008) dir Martin McDonagh

Pure fucking brilliance. Everything fucking works. Fucking humour, fucking emotions, fucking Ralph fucking Fiennes is the fucking best fucking ever.

"You're an inanimate fuckin' object!"

I cannot get over that line. It's so fucking good.

"I'm sorry for calling you an inanimate object. I was upset."

colin farrell is such a daddy. please, colin, carry me away from bruges in your strong irish arms.

colin farrell feat. mad-eye moody & fleur delacour vs. voldemort was the showdown i never knew i needed

At least Ken enjoyed Bruges.

the things i do for colin farrell

This was brilliant, and the only reason why I wasn’t completely blown away was because I had tremendously high expectations. Seven Psychopaths was great and I haven’t seen a dark comedy starring Colin Farrell that I haven’t liked. 

It is a bit of a slow start, not bad obviously, just a little slow but it gets better and better with every minute and culminates spectacularly! I love the Bruges setting, it really does add the “fairytale factor” to it all. I wish Ralph Fiennes would have played a bigger role in this, but the dynamic and relationship development between Colin Farrell and Brendan Gleeson’s characters is terrific and moving.

Looking forward to seeing Three Bilboards... because I’m really enjoying Martin Mcdonaghs style!

I love Colin Farrell so much. Kinda wish the movie focused more on him. The parts that focused on Ken were a mostly  boring. Also, the film is pretty funny, made laugh several times.

I didn’t like that ending though, felt rather cheesy imo.

ppl talk about how hilarious this movie is, but they fail to mention how depressing it is lol. Great movie all around, but this was completely not what I was expecting. Glad I watched

I can’t believe PWB is dating this guy. It doesn’t track. What’s she doing.

Hate this movie even more than the atrocious 3 billboards.

A satirical realness.
That's what this is, and it's bloody well written.

Re-watched after seeing Three Billboards... to see if I had misremembered McDonagh’s In Bruges. I hadn’t. This is a much finer picture and far better demonstrates McDonagh’s abilities.

I want an alcove-spinoff.