The only film where you will witness Madeye Moody and Voldemort sit in a bar and call each other cunts.

What a conversation between Harry and Ken would sound like if they were talking about some lame person who doesn't like this movie:

Harry: So he's having a really nice time watching In Bruges?
Ken: Well, I'm having a really nice time watching In Bruges. I'm not sure it's really his cup of tea. 
Harry: (Stunned silence) What? 
Ken: You know... I'm not sure it's really his thing. 
Harry: What do you mean it's not really his thing? What's that supposed to mean? It's not really his thing... What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Ken: Nothing, Harry. 
Harry: But it's a masterpiece, isn't it? How can a masterpiece not be somebody's fucking thing?  The brilliant fucking dialogue, the perfect fucking casting, the wonderful fucking blend of the most hilarious dark humor with spine-tingling drama and character development... how can that not be somebody's fucking thing? How can that be?

someone: h-
me: Colin Farrell won the Golden Globe for Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture — Com
someone: i didn’t as-
me: edy or Musical for his performance as Ray, a guilt-stricken hitman, in the dark comedy In Bruges (2008) dir Martin McDonagh

Funny little thing; I’ve had the In Bruges theme saved on Spotify for over a year and have been listening to it consistently without having seen the movie. Cool seeing that bad boy in action!

I’ll be honest, first 30 minutes weren’t doing it for me. Didn’t find either leads that charming or funny, didn’t think it was doing anything terribly interesting. Thankfully McDonagh is amazing at subverting expectations and made the remainder of the film quite a ride. I think it’s a lot of fun and definitely see myself revisiting it again, but it felt like a movie that works really in the moment and has little to discuss once the credits roll. Am I just not being fun? Probably idk but it’s 2am I’m going to bed goodnight!

"I'm sorry for calling you an inanimate object. I was upset."

colin farrell is such a daddy. please, colin, carry me away from bruges in your strong irish arms.

Pure fucking brilliance. Everything fucking works. Fucking humour, fucking emotions, fucking Ralph fucking Fiennes is the fucking best fucking ever.

"You're an inanimate fuckin' object!"

I cannot get over that line. It's so fucking good.

colin farrell feat. mad-eye moody & fleur delacour vs. voldemort was the showdown i never knew i needed

percival graves, voldemort, mad-eye moody and fleur delacour, in fucking bruges, is the quality content i signed up for

I’m going to Bruges in a couple days and if I don’t get shot by Colin Farrell while I’m there I will be asking Brussels Airlines for my money back.

not looking forward to when i have to kill colin farrell in the race war

Purgatory... Purgatory’s kind of like the in-between-y one – you weren’t really shit but you weren’t all that great, either. Like Tottenham.

First time I saw this, I liked it but wasn’t crazy over it. Even on this watch, I still felt like the 1st half dragged but I enjoyed it more as a whole this time. Ralph is just fantastic.

What happens in Bruges, stays in Bruges.

Ralph finnes is daddy

"I used to hate history, didn't you? It's all just a load of stuff that's already happened."

-In Bruges

"25 Movies that i need to rewatch in 2021" boxd.it/avVyM

(05/25)

"A great day this has turned out to be. I'm suicidal, me mate tries to kill me, me gun gets nicked and we're still in fookin' Bruges!"

Remember seeing this some years ago, thinking it was an ok movie. Rewatched it now and liked it a lot. One thing that has remained the same, though, is my hope to be able to visit Bruges one day.

eu não entendi o que o filme esperava de mim. trist

Fucking Bruge

Não merece nem nota porque eu fiquei zero interessada

Selten einen Film wie diesen gesehen, im positiven Sinn.

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

“Oh look it’s Ralf- i mean ~Ralph~ Fiennes!”