aaaaAAHHHH! ONE FEELS LIKE A DUCK SPLASHING AROUND IN ALL THIS WET! AND WHEN ONE FEELS LIKE A DUCK ONE IS HAPPY!

oooooh, ducklings!

TOO OLD TO BE A DUCKLING, QUACK QUACK!

EXCUSE ME? YOUR KID BIT MY DICK

back on my mulshit

me to john: you can do whatever you want forever!

"Ah! One feels like a duck splashing around in all this wet! And when one feels like a duck, one is happy!"
"Ooh, ducklings!"
"Too old to be a duckling. Quack, quack!

my vibe is more like, ”hey, you could pour soup in my lap and i’ll probably apologize to you.” that’s me

“Shouldn’t it be Back to the Past?”

I am a fan of John Mulaney but comedy is pretty subjective and a lot of it didn’t resonate with me. I think he’s a good stand up comedian but just a few jokes really made me laugh audibly. Most were just clever but not that humorous. 

3/5 Stars; 64/100

Probably seen this 10 Times now?

The McD bit cracked me up.

Had a hankering for more Mulaney after Hilarity For Charity. Never disappointing. One of my favourite comics. I was pissing myself the entire time. Looking forward to his new Netflix special next month.

“I am very small. And I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under.”

You need to show dominance over your puppy. These are things people say to me.

this is getting better everytime i rewatched it. JUST GIVE US THE NEW ONE ALREADY

Both this and Mulaney's previous special have kinda weak first thirds, decent middles and great bottom ends. So, that's a thing. He's quite funny but it seems like it takes a while for him to get to the laugh-out-loud stuff. Be laugh-out-loud funny all the time, John. Ya dick.

a smooth and fantastic hillbilly 

I, for one, am proud of the fact I have the moral backbone of a chocolate éclair.