Synopsis
The game has evolved.
The tables are turned as four teenagers are sucked into Jumanji's world - pitted against rhinos, black mambas and an endless variety of jungle traps and puzzles. To survive, they'll play as characters from the game.
2017 Directed by Jake Kasdan
The tables are turned as four teenagers are sucked into Jumanji's world - pitted against rhinos, black mambas and an endless variety of jungle traps and puzzles. To survive, they'll play as characters from the game.
Dwayne Johnson Kevin Hart Jack Black Karen Gillan Rhys Darby Bobby Cannavale Nick Jonas Alex Wolff Ser'Darius Blain Madison Iseman Morgan Turner Sean Buxton Mason Guccione Marin Hinkle Tracey Bonner Najah Jackson Natasha Charles Parker Kat Altman Maribeth Monroe Missi Pyle Michael Shacket Jamie Renell Marc Evan Jackson Carlease Burke Jason New Rohan Chand William Tokarsky Tait Fletcher Stephen Dunlevy Show All…
Jerome Chen David Nelson Julia Frey Tom Barber Robin L. D'Arcy Scott Puckett Tim LeDoux Jason Sanford Ineke Majoor Sébastien Moreau Marco Maldonado Isabelle Langlois Alexandre Lafortune Melanie La Rue Chris Waegner Anouk L'Heureux Yani Lathouris Jordan Soles Simon Rosenthal Glenn Melenhorst Scott Aaron Silver Robert Winter
Tim Sitarz Gary Hymes Hiro Koda Felipe Savahge Jalil Jay Lynch Tanoai Reed Kenny Bartram Jimmy N. Roberts Derek Graf Rob Mars Logan Holladay Craig H. Davidson Tait Fletcher Damien Bray Jahnel Curfman Jawed El Berni Myles Humphus Stephen Conroy Greg Sproles Chelsea Bruland Victor Favrin Oakley Lehman Nito Larioza Nico Woulard Ashlen Aquila Tony McFarr Tim Drnec Nicolas Bosc Scott Hunter Shane Habberstad Tim Soergel Marc Scizak Chick Bernhard Casey Hendershot Allan Padelford Hamid-Reza Benjamin Thompson Malosi Leonard Jimmy Waitman David Castillo Tom Crisp Ryan Happy Jason Charles Hill Garrett Hammond Bayland Rippenkroeger Joanna Bennett Collin Hymes Tad Griffith Aden Stay Adam Horwitz Rico Burgos Urs Inauen Tony Lazzara Chris Denison Richard C. Taylor Jess Lundgren Ryan Orr Samuel J. Paul Chris Barrett Duane Burkhart Rich Volp Michael J. Waitman Jacob B. Wright II Mark Dobson Jordan Scott
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This movie is dumb and stupid, here are some of my notes:
- Sterile
- Awful cg
- Terrible dialogue
- Terrible sets and greenscreen
- Treats the audience like you’re thick
- Weirdly stilted
- Really bad sound effects
- The context gives the rock an entirely new way to get circlejerked
The rock: “wow look at my body I’m so strong and cool”
Kevin heart: “im short lol, I’m black lol”
Jack black: “instagram lol”
Nebula: “im hot lol”
- Very on the nose and simplistic
- Last act is incredibly boring
- The score is appallingly generic
karen gillan: *does absolutely anything*
me: talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, showstopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, the voice of our generation, the love of my life, stunning, magnificent, glamorous, fabulous, a goddess.
There's a part where a scorpion crawls out of Bobby Cannavale's mouth and kills a guy. More movies should do that.
i would’ve given this one star, except for the fact that jack black and nick jonas have sexual chemistry???? like? those sparks were flying???
"does 'phone' mean something different in the future?"
I just can't not give it four stars; also, Jack Black
should play this role in every film for the rest of ever.
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A sequel/reboot which provides a fresh, alternative look and feel in contrast to its predecessor while still maintaining its hokey, breezy grasp on comedy? Sure, why not.
MVP: Karen Gillan as a badass.
2nd MVP: Jack Black as a woman.
A semi-related sequel to a 1996 kids movie that exactly zero human beings have watched since the death of VHS, the mildly amusing “Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle” is further proof that even the stalest whiff of brand recognition has become preferable to originality. Only part of the blame for that belongs to the studios, but after cannibalizing themselves for much of the last 20 years, Hollywood has clearly eaten their way down to the crumbs.
That’s not to suggest the original “Jumanji” was such an unspeakably terrible thing — Joe Johnston has always known how to serve a fine bowl of popcorn entertainment — but rather to say that no one should ever have to write the words: “The…