2021 Directed by Jaume Collet-Serra
Dr. Lily Houghton enlists the aid of wisecracking skipper Frank Wolff to take her down the Amazon in his dilapidated boat. Together, they search for an ancient tree that holds the power to heal – a discovery that will change the future of medicine.
Dwayne Johnson Emily Blunt Edgar Ramírez Jack Whitehall Jesse Plemons Paul Giamatti Veronica Falcón Dani Rovira Quim Gutiérrez Dan Dargan Carter Andy Nyman Raphael Alejandro Simone Lockhart Pedro López Sulem Calderon Sebastian Blunt Mark Ashworth Allan Poppleton Caroline Paige James Quattrochi Stephen Dunlevy Philipp Maximilian Romualdo Castillo Pedro Haro Christina Souza Michael H. Cole Hector Banos Peter Luis Zimmerman Travis Gomez Show All…
John Davis Beau Flynn Dwayne Johnson Dany Garcia Douglas C. Merrifield Hiram Garcia John Fox Scott Sheldon
David Lazan Stella Vaccaro Thomas P. Wilkins Leslie McDonald Dean Wolcott Gregory S. Hooper Drew Monahan Nic Pallace Chris Hansen
Jim Berney John Knoll Stephane Paris Viktor Müller Christopher Downs Luke Millar Jake Morrison Gaia Bussolati Joe Howes Reetu Aggarwal Michael Furniss
Ron Bartlett Brandon Jones John Marquis Lee Gilmore Erik Aadahl Ethan van der Ryn Greg ten Bosch Matt Cavanaugh Malte Bieler Goeun Lee Everett Victor Mercader
Walt Disney Pictures Davis Entertainment TSG Entertainment Flynn Picture Company Zaftig Films Seven Bucks Productions
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emily blunt should’ve been the gay sibling with those outfits and that personality actually
unabashedly loved this shit. the ending is a cop out, the rock feels miscast, and plemons’ role should’ve been given to someone who coulda hammed it up the way giamatti did (fuck it, put giamatti in a wig, let him do both roles for no reason, full tilda) but i had a great fucking time. adventure movies are so fun!! the death of cinema is entirely in my hands or whatever and i’m sorry about it
Jesse Plemons argues with a bee.
Whether or not that’s worth the price of admission is up to you.
It doesn’t feel like a big ask for a movie called Jungle Cruise to occasionally look like it takes place in an actual jungle on an actual river cruise. That seems like the bare minimum a movie called Jungle Cruise should provide. As a matter of fact, the old Jungle Cruise attraction at Disneyland occasionally pulled off a more convincing simulation of a river cruise through a jungle than this film inspired by it, and the ride’s technology dates back to Disneyland’s opening day in 1955. There are all kinds of elaborate effects in this film: Monsters, CGI jaguars, magical trees. And yet it never pulls off the simple illusion of its heroes floating down the middle of the Amazon. It always seems like everyone is standing on a set in a big green room.
Full review at ScreenCrush.
Now that Disney has remade all of its most beloved movies, the studio is inevitably taking the next logical step and remaking Werner Herzog’s instead. In a change of pace that’s sure to delight the legion of parents who’ve been dying to show their kids “Aguirre, the Wrath of God” (but have been worried that small children might be insufficiently traumatized by the sight of Klaus Kinski monologuing to a raftful of terrified monkeys about his delusional plan to take over the world), Jaume Collet-Serra’s “Jungle Cruise” begins with the Spanish conquistador venturing into the heart of the Amazon and being consumed by enchanted tree vines that replace his organs with snakes. Played here by Édgar Ramírez, this Aguirre is…
Me: Mum can we have The Mummy (1999)?
Mum: We have The Mummy (1999) at home.
The Mummy (1999) at home: Jungle Cruise (2021)
“it was the best and i saw the guy from moana and my favorite character is lilly”
and how were the three blue raspberry icees that you drank?
“it was good but i drank three so i felt my tummy hurt”
the rock’s character should’ve been played by pedro pascal and i’ll die on this hill 🤬
Any film "critic" who described the "chemistry" between The Rock and Emily Blunt as "sparkling" will be cut up into 198 pieces. Those pieces will be stamped on until what is left can be used only to paint walls. Whoever does one post, one viral tweet on behalf of the Walt Disney corporation... will be locked up for 155 years. If I, Movie Mindset, want the birds to drop dead from the trees... then the birds will drop dead from the trees. I am the wrath of God. The earth I pass will see me and tremble. But whoever follows me and the river, will win untold riches. But whoever deserts...
It shouldn't make sense, but somehow it does: Dora and the Lost City of Gold (2019) is better
