Every time Juno is alone with Jason Bateman I have the police on speed dial

sir that’s my emotional support pregnant teen

the juno baby grew up to be lady bird. doubtful? who else on earth talks like the people in this movie? also: “i never realize how much i like being home unless i’ve been somewhere really different for a while” i mean come on

the only thing The Academy™ ever did right was give juno (2007) an oscar for best original screenplay

me: not pregnant, not 16, not straight, not played by elliot page
also me: This is the most relatable film i have ever seen

There’s a joke in this movie where Juno’s friend is flirting with her (much, much older) science teacher and she says “oh my god, I love Woody Allen too!” and I cannot decide if that line has gotten better or worse with age

this soundtrack gives me vivid flashbacks to being a Quirky High School Sophomore sighing romantically and doodling kimya dawson lyrics in her chemistry notebook 🥰 i got a D

for a whole 3 months after i saw this movie i spoke like drugstore dwight in my head

Ever since I saw Whiplash I've been terrified of J.K. Simmons no matter what film he's in. Thanks Damien Chazelle.

I would die for ellen page

wow jennifer garner really is the purest human on earth huh

imagine giving birth to michael cera's child

juno and elliot page are the loves of my life

I don't really feel like writing an in-depth analysis of this, but I just wanted to say that I find the entire subplot of Jason Bateman and Jennifer Garner's relationship to be heartbreakingly profound and complex. Just the changes in Bateman's costumes from scene to scene alone show us his entire arc. Really incredible and resonant storytelling in every way.

so cute it makes me happy:))

Me gustó bastante la película y seguramente me quede toda la vida con las ganas de ver la dupla Page-Cera junta nuevamente.

(Compro todo lo que tenga a Michel Cera)

Well, the dialogue is certainly less... tactful than I recall, but this is still a knockout film for me.

Jason Bateman is a #weirdo

cute

everybody: so pauly and Juno are meant to be!

me: why the fuck didn’t she get with steve rendazo??!?!

I can’t believe when I was a kid I rooted for Jason Bateman to hook up with Juno,,, man was creepy af! good movie, Elliot page shines and there’s a reason why this movie became so popular. He makes it !

the soundtrack is 😩😩😩

Jason Bateman looking fine as hell in this movie....😏😏

hashtag and-and the blair witch project was coming on starz and you were like “i haven’t seen this since it came out and so we should watch it” and then but “oh no we should make out instead...”, LA LA LA

Pretty good.

you’re golden, man. 
paulie and junos relationship is so good !!

and allison janney in the perfect role