sir that’s my emotional support pregnant teen

Every time Juno is alone with Jason Bateman I have the police on speed dial

the juno baby grew up to be lady bird. doubtful? who else on earth talks like the people in this movie? also: “i never realize how much i like being home unless i’ve been somewhere really different for a while” i mean come on

the only thing The Academy™ ever did right was give juno (2007) an oscar for best original screenplay

me: not pregnant, not 16, not straight, not played by elliot page
also me: This is the most relatable film i have ever seen

this soundtrack gives me vivid flashbacks to being a Quirky High School Sophomore sighing romantically and doodling kimya dawson lyrics in her chemistry notebook 🥰 i got a D

There’s a joke in this movie where Juno’s friend is flirting with her (much, much older) science teacher and she says “oh my god, I love Woody Allen too!” and I cannot decide if that line has gotten better or worse with age

for a whole 3 months after i saw this movie i spoke like drugstore dwight in my head

I would die for ellen page

Ever since I saw Whiplash I've been terrified of J.K. Simmons no matter what film he's in. Thanks Damien Chazelle.

wow jennifer garner really is the purest human on earth huh

Verstehe nicht, warum so viele Leute was gegen Schwangerschaftsstreifen haben - der hier ist doch super!

didn’t think i could fall more in love with michael cera

me and michael cera have so much unbridled tension and he doesn’t even know it

aw such a sweet little movie i love

cute

Ah yes, pandering to the early 2000s hipster, ukulele playing, quirky, Wes Anderson worshipping folk, aren’t we. 

The premise is very standard RomCom, coming of age. Not that that makes it uninteresting, however. The dialogue is pretty funny, and its performers carry it along to be an endearing watch. If I could compare thee to another, I’d say Little Miss Sunshine minus the dark humour and unique storyline.

*creates entire personality based off juno*

I don't remember where I heard it but I remember somebody saying that their school thought this was a sex ed movie and it has stuck with me forever

i love movies with like teenage slang that's not at all real but the kids say it so naturally that you wish you and ur friends talked like that. also i really liked this movie a lot

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Anyone Else But You by the Moldy Peaches brings me to a place of tranquility I haven’t known since the womb. Also in that womb, Jennifer Garner is my mom.

filme de conforto

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