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  Review by ciara ★★★★★ 13

  i strongly relate to jeff goldblum in this film because in this scenario i too would just walk around being sexy and flirting with laura dern then get injured at literally the first instance of danger and spend the rest of the time lying dramatically on a table, still being sexy and annoying everyone but with my top off this time

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  Review by James (Schaffrillas) ★★★★★ 4

  I have seen the light.

  Been watching a lot of Spielberg lately, and out of what I've seen so far, this is the movie he directs the FUCK out of the most.

  Jeff Goldblum in this has more rizz than any man who ever lived

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  Review by James (Schaffrillas) ★★★★ 48

  Dope as hell movie. Would've liked more Jeff Goldblum and less stupid ass kids tho

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  Review by demi adejuyigbe ★★★★½ 14

  Honestly would’ve been fine if they just did the park with the herbivores. I think they should give it another shot!

  Thrilling, sentimental, and so iconic it made itself feel cliche. The water glasses scene happened and I went “oh brother. I get it! Like in Jurassic Park!” And the sound on this movie... good lord. If you get a new soundsystem, play Jurassic Park on it. You’ll say “wow, I really feel like I am at lunch performing corporate espionage with Wayne Knight!”

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  Review by tara ★★★★½

  I personally fully support laura dern inheriting the earth

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  Review by ellie ✨ ★★★★½ 3

  those dinosaurs were all lesbians and they were all valid

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  Review by George Clark ★★★★★ 21

  Masterpiece. 

  ⓘ official sources stated that this is a scientific fact.

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  Review by issy 🥝 4

  would still go

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  Review by ciara ★★★★★

  jeff goldblum seductively walking up to a huge pile of shit .gif

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  Review by Vinny Simms ★★★★★

  Timmy you little shit just climb through the fucking fence you're like three feet tall you fucking idiot

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  Review by SilentDawn ★★★★★ 4

  100/100

  "Welcome to Jurassic Park."

  An invitation into a higher realm, one painted with dinos and told through an empathic capacity for awe. Spielberg's sincerity has always searched for hope within his worlds, but he truly found it in 1993. One of the purest films ever to greet an audience. The images feel like they're connected to the energy and experience of the viewer. It wouldn't survive without us. We feed the film wonder, terror, passion, and suspense and it projects it all back; heightened, vivid, and alive. This was the beginning for me. It all starts with Jurassic Park.

  The first Brachiosaurus sighting is one of the cinema's capital-G Great images. Its majesty and clarity is unmatched. John Williams…

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  Review by Patrick Willems ★★★★½ 4

  I love dinos.