2022 Directed by Colin Trevorrow
Four years after Isla Nublar was destroyed, dinosaurs now live—and hunt—alongside humans all over the world. This fragile balance will reshape the future and determine, once and for all, whether human beings are to remain the apex predators on a planet they now share with history’s most fearsome creatures.
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at one point a kid in front of me got so bored he started doing a headstand in his seat which would normally be annoying but in this case was the most entertaining part of the movie
breaking news: jeff goldblum has reportedly been hospitalized due to severe back pain caused by carrying this ENTIRE MOVIE!
Me: “okay so based on the ending of the last one, this should be pretty fun, right? Dinos taking over the world, raptors massacring people in the streets of LA, pteranodons attacking baseball games, a T-Rex shows up at Coachella, stuff like that”
Colin Trevorrow: “lol no it’s actually about bugs causing crop shortages”
Another nostalgia cash-grab for the pile. I’d respect the idiocy if it wasn’t so painfully boring.
Things that aged well:
Jeff Goldblum
Things that aged badly:
This franchise
My hype
Me
10
I'm not excited to inform you that Jurassic World Dominion is comparable to The Rise of Skywalker, but that's the reality of what we're dealing with here. In terms of franchise structure, the Jurassic World series does have its share of similarities to Disney's Star Wars trilogy: a safe, exciting crowdpleaser introduction, an ambitious and divisive middle chapter, and now, a stinker of a third film that overstuffs itself in an attempt to "fix" what's already impossible to glue back together. Remember this from The Lost World?
"Don't worry, I'm not making the same mistakes again!"
"No, you're making all new ones."
But it's also comparable to TROS in its slapdash, overambitious sense of incompetence. Almost every creative decision,…
Was not expecting the part where Jeff Goldblum showed up driving an ice cream truck and absolutely DESTROYED Bryce Dallas Howard with it, proceeded to step out of the truck like nothing happened, morphed into a dinosaur, ATE Chris Pratt, then looked directly at the camera and said “This is my movie now, bitch” and then freestyle rapped about things not even pertaining to dinosaurs for the next hour and 12.5 minutes, but you do you Jeff. I respect it.
"Systemic corruption. You got that? Write that down."
These dinosaurs need to unionize.
