I'm not excited to inform you that Jurassic World Dominion is comparable to The Rise of Skywalker, but that's the reality of what we're dealing with here. In terms of franchise structure, the Jurassic World series does have its share of similarities to Disney's Star Wars trilogy: a safe, exciting crowdpleaser introduction, an ambitious and divisive middle chapter, and now, a stinker of a third film that overstuffs itself in an attempt to "fix" what's already impossible to glue back together. Remember this from The Lost World?
"Don't worry, I'm not making the same mistakes again!"
"No, you're making all new ones."
But it's also comparable to TROS in its slapdash, overambitious sense of incompetence. Almost every creative decision,…