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  Review by k(arst)en ★ 1

  at one point a kid in front of me got so bored he started doing a headstand in his seat which would normally be annoying but in this case was the most entertaining part of the movie

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  Review by Jimmy ★★ 23

  Tom Cruise would've used real dinosaurs.

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  Review by tyler ★★

  needed way more jeff goldblum

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  Review by Patrick Willems ★½ 50

  Me: “okay so based on the ending of the last one, this should be pretty fun, right? Dinos taking over the world, raptors massacring people in the streets of LA, pteranodons attacking baseball games, a T-Rex shows up at Coachella, stuff like that”

  Colin Trevorrow: “lol no it’s actually about bugs causing crop shortages”

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  Review by IHE ½ 96

  Another nostalgia cash-grab for the pile. I’d respect the idiocy if it wasn’t so painfully boring.

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  Review by tittytwister ★★ 12

  Things that aged well:

  Jeff Goldblum

  
  
  

  Things that aged badly:

  This franchise
  My hype
  Me

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  Review by Héctor ★★★ 8

  he protec he attac but most importantly he ✋🏻✋🏻🦖🦖

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  Review by SilentDawn ½ 45

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  I'm not excited to inform you that Jurassic World Dominion is comparable to The Rise of Skywalker, but that's the reality of what we're dealing with here. In terms of franchise structure, the Jurassic World series does have its share of similarities to Disney's Star Wars trilogy: a safe, exciting crowdpleaser introduction, an ambitious and divisive middle chapter, and now, a stinker of a third film that overstuffs itself in an attempt to "fix" what's already impossible to glue back together. Remember this from The Lost World?

  "Don't worry, I'm not making the same mistakes again!"

  "No, you're making all new ones."

  But it's also comparable to TROS in its slapdash, overambitious sense of incompetence. Almost every creative decision,…

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  Review by esther ★½ 20

  wait is there really not a colon in the title??? why????????

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  Review by -schref- 16

  Was not expecting the part where Jeff Goldblum showed up driving an ice cream truck and absolutely DESTROYED Bryce Dallas Howard with it, proceeded to step out of the truck like nothing happened, morphed into a dinosaur, ATE Chris Pratt, then looked directly at the camera and said “This is my movie now, bitch” and then freestyle rapped about things not even pertaining to dinosaurs for the next hour and 12.5 minutes, but you do you Jeff. I respect it.

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  Review by matt lynch ★★½

  "Systemic corruption. You got that? Write that down."

  These dinosaurs need to unionize.

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  Review by David Cavazos ★ 42

  This is The Rise of Skywalker of Jurassic Park.

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