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  Review by Minty ★★ 8

  my favorite superhero is aquaman because I too like to contribute to group projects by yelling “MY MAN!” and “ALL RIGHT!” and doing literally nothing else constructive

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  Review by DirkH ★★½ 24

  The Mehvengers.

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  Review by demi adejuyigbe ★½ 14

  hahahaha okay okay, a 2 hour trailer is a fun gag but where’s the real movie

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  Review by matt lynch ★½ 10

  All getting-the-team-together shoe leather followed by an entirely green-screen finale. Looks, feels, and sounds like a very expensive TV pilot.

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  Review by Lucy ★½ 11

  to put it eloquently: this movie fucking sucks

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  Review by davidehrlich ★★½ 22

  I ranked all of Zack Snyder's Films Here

  JUSTICE LEAGUE came in 5th.

  Throughout his entire feature directing career, Zack Snyder has never really had to compromise. Of course, there are surely countless incidents where he acquiesced to one small thing or another behind the scenes, none of which his viewing public would ever be able to discern for themselves, but — on a macro level — he’s always gotten his way. Alas, making the Superman movie he wanted to put him in a bit of a hole, and making the Batman versus Superman movie he wanted to made that hole considerably deeper. By the time “Justice League” rolled around, the DC Extended Universe was in peril of collapse, and…

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  Review by Gonzo ★★★ 27

  So, is it good? Please say it's good.
  It's... okay.

  Okay?
  Yeah, not great, but not Suicide Squad-levels of bad either. It's safe. Decent. Generally watchable. Mostly enjoyable.

  Unavoidable question: How does Justice League stack up against Marvel's 2012 big-screen team-up, The Avengers?
  Justice League is like a messier, uglier Avengers: essentially the same plot with the same beats (Bruce = Stark/Fury, Superman = Hawkeye, Steppenwolf = Loki, Mother Boxes = Tesseract, Parademons = Chitauri, etc.) and the same humor, but with a weaker, paper-thin villain and—for (yet another) save-the-world-from-apocalypse superhero movie—strangely lacking of any urgent sense of impending doom whatsoever. Basically what I'm saying is, while they don’t quite nail most things, they at least get the titular characters…

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  Review by mary🦋 ★★½ 4

  producer: so guys the last money we have left is for Steppenwolf's cgi
  Henry Cavill *walks in*: bonjour bitches👨🏻
  producers: Fuck

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  Review by Jay Cheel ★ 10

  Fuck movies.

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  Review by Matt Singer ★½ 7

  There are a lot of terrible things about this movie, but the one that makes me laugh the most is the way Ben Affleck appears to forget how Bruce Wayne sounds in the middle of a conversations.

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  Review by josh lewis ★★ 4

  holy shit they actually tried to frankenstein monster Batman v Superman into a beat-for-beat remake of The Avengers in plotting, tone and structure. a few scattered snyderisms to be found, that "keep it moving!" sequence is tight and the evil supes bit has a pulse + is the only scene where henry cavill's upper lip looks like it belongs to a human so it's safe to assume that was his, but they are all drowned in a sea of writerly quips and unnatural smiles (that one where superman delivers a cheesy one-liner at the villain and then cut to a close-up of batfleck grinning like a doofus behind the cowl is legit terrifying) that get further lost in translation by…

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  Review by sree ★★ 10

  i think joss whedon has a "falling on top of a woman's boobs" kink and it's fucking disgusting