Synopsis
Filled With Sweet Revenge
A possessed piñata, seeking to avenge the savagery that humanity has inflicted on his kind, picks off a group of friends, one by one, in an unending night of terror.
2017 Directed by Stephen Tramontana
A possessed piñata, seeking to avenge the savagery that humanity has inflicted on his kind, picks off a group of friends, one by one, in an unending night of terror.
I've discovered the rabbit hole.
Expect nothing but these type of films from me for the next couple of days.
Day 7 David Decoteau - Special Thanks
What a way to go, getting sucked off by a pinata.
My ickle niggle, why no revenge pinata?, REVENGE!!!
There's a cartoon backstory, a doo gooder old lady with a hook for a hand, and an action making weapons scene.
Grab a stick and lets mangle this.
They say you can see evil in the eyes. In this case the evil is what may appear to be your ordinary party store piñata, that is until you look at it's eyes. This isn't your normal piñata. This one has a mind and after seeing too many of his brethren get smashed for their candy insides, he wakes up and decides to get his revenge on a house party full of unsuspecting teenagers.
Killer Piñata is as low budget and shitty as low budget and shitty can be. It never takes itself seriously but it isn't funny either, and that's not for lack of effort. It definitely tries hard to make you laugh but rarely succeeds. I've seen better…
"Nothing but paper and glue little man....Piñatas were put on this earth for one reason. To get the shit beat outta them."
Was worried about this not being fun enough. Until an innocent, unsuspecting pink piñata gets savagely beaten to death, as Tchaikovsky's 'Swan Lake' plays in the background, whilst his horrified candy filled companion overlooks the carnage in absolute horror. Safe to say, I was absolutely howling.
Said colourful companion then dangles from a ceiling lamp in an ominously lit shed. He then swings like a rocking horse, until he frees himself and then goes on a relentless killing spree to avenge his buddy's death. How does he inflict his wrath? By hanging his victims and whacking them with…
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It kind of pissed me off that the Piñata's in this movie have so little candy in them! So that distracted me for a bit at the start of the movie...
For a movie about a killer Piñata, made for probably 10 bucks, this was surprisingly not as bad as I was expecting. Sure they didn't go for the laughs as much as I thought they would, but the ones they do have made me laugh out loud a few times. It's obviously a ridiculous concept,…
When you decide to watch a film called Killer Pinata you obviously have some assumptions going in. It will most likely be a low budget affair and it will most likely be pretty terrible. So the question is was is terrible unwatchable or terrible funny? Thankfully it's more of the latter than the former.
We are introduced to a group of friends who decide to have a get together after one of the friends parents go on a trip with her little brother who just had his birthday party. At this birthday party were some pinatas and one of them happens to be our killer. Throughout the night the pinata picks our characters off one by one in some terrible,…
Opening in an amazing looking candy store there appears to have been a murder committed and possibly by a....piñata. The hook handed Mexican woman who owns the place decides to investigate, but when her dumb employee ignores the "DO NOT CELL" sign attached to it the man sells the murderer and two others to a customer. When a young boy's party involves the other two pinatas being beaten to death before his eyes, the killer piñata continues on his bloody death path of vengeance. With this opening as well as credits playing over the pinata with blood dripping from it it sounds like it's going to be an amazing time, but sadly it's not.
The makers really failed to find…
Me to myself: this movie fucking sucks. Holy hell it’s never ending. You stupid ass bitch, you did it again picking utter garbage. When are you going to change?
Also me: *goes and adds Bride of the killer piñata to my watchlist*
theres a scene where a piñata gets brutally beaten to tchaikovskys swan lake op 20 act ii