Listen, The Godfather is a good movie and all, but can we all just admit that this is the true greatest film ever made?

This film has the most insane amount of cheesy one liners.

This film has Professional Evil Brit Charles Dance.

This film has some unbelievably impressive action sequences.

This film completely takes the piss out of itself.

This film is about movie magic.

How can I not love this film?

There are many films wherein a character creates a false reality in order to help cope with some trauma they've suffered, a devastating break-up (Annie Hall) or a haunting death (Romancing in Thin Air). This is the only film I know wherein a character moves from a false reality to a real one in order to cope with a trauma he's suffered in the fictional world.

And of course, that catharsis is facilitated by a character (a young boy, of course) moving from the "real" world to the fictional one.

"I don't like you. You've brought me nothing but pain."

Worst part is that in 2019 this kid probably has a popular youtube channel where he points out plot-holes and inaccuracies in movies.

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Hamlet...
Sylvester Stallone as The Terminator...
Cameos galore...
A homage to cheesy action flicks...

This might be the greatest cheesy action flick ever.

From the director of die hard and predator comes quite possibly Arnold's most underrated action film and its a fucking blast. What kid hasn't dreamt about going into arnold schwarzenegger well this movie delivers on every boys dream explosions,car chase,sexy girls and who can forget Arnold's one liners. With all this great stuff comes a few problems with the movie its a bit to long 2hrs 10mins is way to long for this type of movie once they go into the real world the film gets a bit slow but the climax is still great. Highly recommend this to any action movie fans and if you have a arnold Schwarzenegger movie marathon this should be in it.

So ahead of its time it's ridiculous. This is easily one of my favourite self parodies ever. The movie logic, infinite magazines, brilliant. The Police Captain is even angrier than the one in Samurai Cop, I didn't think that was even possible.

8/10

Undeniably cheesy, self aware and fun! Maybe goes on a bit too long, which makes it lose some marks in my opinion, but the characters are pretty good and the plot is original. Worth a watch!
"TO BE OR NOT TO BE? NOT BE...

I’ve never seen this before somehow, but it does the movie vs real world better than I had expected. Lots of funny references, great one-liners, good action pieces and a fine homage to cinema in general. The rest is
just nitpicking and you don’t do that in movies.

Such a cheesy action movie but it’s still really fun.

January 2020 Ranked

8.2/10

It's bullshit that this doesn't have a 30 years later sequel with Old Jack Slater meeting Sora from Kingdom Hearts and his dumb friends.

Ein geiler Streifen mit viel Meta- und Referenzhumor zu den ganzen Hollywoodfilmen. Macht unheimlich Spaß und ist kein bisschen gealtert. Ein Film für die ganze Familie, wie man sagt.

This is a 5 star film and you can't convince me otherwise.

No no.
Don't think about it. No don't worry about it.
Turn brain off, watch big booms on screen.
Yeah, Arnold, yeah.
5 stars.