You actually think you’re THE Buzz Lightyear? Bwahahaha. And all this time I thought it was an act. Hey guys, look! IT’S THE REAL BUZZ LIGHTYEAR!

Are you fucking kidding me? This has to be a joke, right? Right? I'm so baffled and confused right now. This is easily one of the stupidest ideas for a film I've ever heard in my life recently. A goddamn Toy Story spinoff about the origin story of the original human Buzz Lightyear, who also inspired the toyline? Who the fuck cares about Buzz Lightyear's origin story?

Pixar finally listening to their inner voice.

What a bizarre yet wholly intriguing concept. Let's see if they can pull it off.

Today I bought my Buzz Shades (www.amazon.com/Costume-Sunglasses-Story-Sun-Staches-Favors/dp/B01MD1HKQP/ref=sr_1_3?dchild=1&keywords=buzz+shades&qid=1608349325&sr=8-3).

So when I watch Lightyear on streaming in two years, we will do so by watching it with me and my Buzz Lightyear action figure both lying under a blanket on my couch while I wear my Buzz Shades.

It’s gonna be good but it’s gonna be no Buzz Lightear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins.

But actually in all seriousness I’m so excited for this movie. Ever since I was little and would watch the opening of Toy Story 2 I wanted this movie and we’re finally gonna get it. Plus it’s cool that were gonna get to see Pixar do a Sci-Fi movie. I always said no one but Tim Allen could play Buzz Lightyear buttttttttt it’s not the toy Buzz and it’s when he’s younger and Chris Evans is a perfect choice so I’m fine with Chris Evans playing Buzz. Yeah this might actually be my most anticipated movie now. So excited.

fuck off

I thought toy story was over what the fuck

Yes I am in the buzz light-year a movie which character am I I am a character who is going to be a long with Chris Evans know Tim Allen is not involved with the movie but I love Tim Allen in the bus in the bus toy story movies Yes I am in the buzz light-year a movie which character am I I am a character who is going to be a long with Chris Evans know Tim Allen is not involved with the movie but I love Tim Allen in the bus in the bus toy story movies I wish Tim Allen was in the movie but no and yes I am a new character in the toy story franchise

this food looks bland but i’ll eat it for you chris evans

It’s gonna be shit but y’all will love it

perennial torment

Can Tim Allen please make a cameo in this?!

Yes I am in the buzz light-year a movie which character am I I am a character who is going to be a long with Chris Evans know Tim Allen is not involved with the movie but I love Tim Allen in the bus in the bus toy story movies Yes I am in the buzz light-year a movie which character am I I am a character who is going to be a long with Chris Evans know Tim Allen is not involved with the movie but I love Tim Allen in the bus in the bus toy story movies I wish Tim Allen was in the movie but no and yes I am a new character in the toy story franchise

perennial torment

this food looks bland but i’ll eat it for you chris evans

How do you fuck up Buzz Lightyear when you're PIXAR. YOU FUCKING MADE THE CHARACTER AND IT LOOKS BAD.

i’m anticipating a cars 2-like reaction

Changed my mind, this will be the weirdest Pixar film

It’s gonna be shit but y’all will love it

Are you fucking kidding me? This has to be a joke, right? Right? I'm so baffled and confused right now. This is easily one of the stupidest ideas for a film I've ever heard in my life recently. A goddamn Toy Story spinoff about the origin story of the original human Buzz Lightyear, who also inspired the toyline? Who the fuck cares about Buzz Lightyear's origin story?

this will be a thirst watch

Today I bought my Buzz Shades (www.amazon.com/Costume-Sunglasses-Story-Sun-Staches-Favors/dp/B01MD1HKQP/ref=sr_1_3?dchild=1&keywords=buzz+shades&qid=1608349325&sr=8-3).

So when I watch Lightyear on streaming in two years, we will do so by watching it with me and my Buzz Lightyear action figure both lying under a blanket on my couch while I wear my Buzz Shades.

I don’t think I could watch a buzz lightyear that isn’t Tim Allen but obviously I’m gonna watch it