"That is total bullshit. George R. R. Martin was supposed to deliver The Winds of Winter to his publisher over two years ago."

Fuck it, nobody's allowed to make caper comedies except Soderbergh from here on out.

me? giving a movie an extra half star just for riley keough? youtu.be/f28klp1qQGI

the bang brothers were lucky to only lose their senses to smell to the scarlet fever. jo march lost her sister

Steven Soderbergh: *teleports directly in front of Thick Ass Channing Tatum* 

Stacked Ass Channing Tatum: *jolts, thickly, out of surprise* 

Steven Soderbergh: baby girl i'm gonna need you....i'm gonna need that thick ass big screen magic for this new movie. i'm gonna come out of retirement for that SHELF of an ass. i'm gonna put you in american flag booty shorts, you're gonna answer that phone, and i'm gonna hold the shot on that meat for a millisecond longer than necessary before i pan up to you, ok thickfreakness?

me in the theater, sweating and dabbing my brow: THERE IS NO ENGLISH PHRASE MORE POWERFUL THAN "DIRECTED BY STEVEN SODERBERGH"

This movie was just really fun. Nothing thought provoking but just a bit of fun to pass the time.

Was it a law that every movie in 2017 needed to include Country Roads in some important capacity?

slowly but surely making my way through every film seb has ever been in; i started this a long ass time ago and for some reason never finished it. as always, adam is next level and seb is godly for the five minutes he’s in it

I don't really know why Soderbergh decided to move away from weird American arthouse movies (Schizopolis is a goddamned gem) to blockbuster heist fare (money? probably money), but he's good at it.

I like this more than most of the Oceans flicks, maybe because the characters don't only fool the suckers in the movie-- they also fool us as audience members thanks to our personal biases about people from Appalachia with Southern accents.

I don't remember much of the story but I had fun watching it, and oh look, it's Adam Driver turning in yet another solid performance. How 'bout that.

Encore une fois pas très lucky.

Soderbergh and me just don't mesh that well. I thought this movie had a pretty interesting premise but the delivery just wasn't there for me. Daniel Craig was pegged in the marketing as this huge standout and I couldn't have found him to be more annoying. Adam Driver is a fantastic actor but I didn't think he was given a ton to work with. I also didn't buy his chemistry with Channing Tatum and Riley Keough throughout the film. This could have been the comedy version of the movie The Town but instead it was just a forgettable misfire that was overhyped and not bad but also not good.

this movie was really fun and i enjoyed watching the whole time it’s just like all of a sudden they were just ... doing the deed?? not much background info on the planning it was just happening i was like alright here we go. the one arm bartender thing killed me especially because my dad’s ex was a one armed bartender

This is so good, funny and exquisite characters very well performed by true talents, great cleverness just kind of the classic Oceans franchise, they even made a joke about Game of Thrones that I wasn't expecting, a clever, funny and refreshing movie indeed.

B-.