If you ever saw David Lynch's Mulholland Dr. and wondered what it might have looked like with David Cronenberg at the helm, then this is the film for you.

This is a great film and one that only Cronenberg could have made.

This is easily Julianne Moore's best performance and the entire cast is terrific

Bruce Wagner's script is equally haunting and satirical.

Howard Shore's score is absolutely beautiful.

David Cronenberg is one of the best filmmakers around and this is one of his finest works to date.

los angeles seems like a nice place.

i honestly have no idea as to whether or not this is actually a good movie, but if you mention 
- ryan gosling
- paul thomas anderson
- nicole kidman
- and literally 29 other celebrities 

AND you include a scene of 
- julianne moore and robert pattinson banging in a limo

AND you cast
-carrie fisher as herself in a role that is lowkey integral to the plot .....

...... then i WILL be entertained

Insanity.
Satire.
Brilliance.
Amazing.
Pure Cronenberg.
I loved it.

From being a millionaire, driven around in a limousine, to driving around millionaires in a limousine. What connection between his two latest features is David Cronenberg trying to communicate through Robert Pattinson, a.k.a. Sparkly Vampire? I do not have a ready answer, but perhaps it’s hidden somewhere in the mumbo-jumbo that constitutes Maps to the Stars; somewhere in-between the forgettable sluggish acting and the pessimisms stacked on pessimisms; somewhere in-between the Hollywood critiques that were fun for twenty minutes, but not for the length of an otherwise plotless movie; somewhere in-between the almost clumsy genre mix of drama, black comedy, ghost horror and psychological thriller. Come on David, you can do better.

David Cronenberg, the kind of guy that sets out to make a “normal” movie and yet makes by far the weirdest thing he’s ever done.

Yeah, weirder than the James Spader leg wound fucking or Jeff Goldblum with AIDS.

I guess the best way to describe it, would be an unintentionally hilarious daytime soap opera about Hollywood, but on HBO with high budget and production quality, with name drops ranging from Blake Shelton to P.T. Anderson (Boogie Nights and Magnolia must have blown Havana’s mind!). It’s very Lynchian in that respect - perhaps Cronenberg’s take on Mulholland Drive. I’m not sure I liked the movie, but I laughed quite a bit and I definitely was entertained, so that must mean something.

P.S. Did the casting director time travel from 1999, because where the hell have John Cusack and Olivia Williams been all these years??? 

Rest in peace Carrie Fisher.

Biting satire thar’s coiled around a dark, brooding family affair that like a tabloid gone haywire, pours into the streets of Hollywood consuming everyone like a streak of napalm. So acutely aware of Hollywood douchery that it’s painfully haunting yet incredibly hilarious.

But can we talk about that god-awful CGI fire?

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

For fear of seeming out-of-touch, I get it. S A T I R E . It's a film with a lot to say on various cultures in Hollywood, I just don't like the way it's being said. Julianne Moore is brilliant, though.

Cronenbergs Mullholland Drive. Creepy weird funny and truely remarkable. I never thought I’d see Julianne Moore on the toilet in film.

Eh, it's like Cronenberg tried to make his own Magnolia but didn't pull it off. some of it's good, some of it's not so good. A bit pretentious.

Carrie Fisher's in it playing herself.
You get to hear Julianne Moore have a shit.

it makes me mad when rich people have concrete floors. like give me your money and i'll spend it right