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  Review by IHE ★★ 30

  Megnificently fucking stupid

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  Review by tyler ★½

  this is what happens when you order jurassic world from wish

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  Review by jacob ★★½ 6

  land scientists get oppenheimer, sea scientists get chompenheimer

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  Review by Rosie Knight ★★★★★ 12

  a perfect movie about two hot (and unhinged) dads raising their cute daughter to continue the family business of fighting giant prehistoric sharks using only macgyver contraptions and fists.

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  Review by Riley ★½ 13

  Saw this in 4DX and at a point I had so much water cumshotted on my facial that my eyesight began to erode 

  Glory to acclaimed surrealist Benjamin Wheatley and the people’s republic of China 🫡🇨🇳

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  Review by nie ★★★★ 9

  big shark go chomp and i go yippee

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  Review by Bryan Espitia ★★★½ 11

  The stupidest movie since Moonfall. Absolute brainless cinema. Jason Statham kicks a guy into the shark’s mouth and says “see ya later, chum.” Megsterpiece.

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  Review by Matt Singer ★

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Look, I’m not made of stone. When Jason Statham gets into what amounts to a jousting match with a trio of Megs while riding a jet ski and brandishing explosive-tipped harpoons, I smile. When he dispatches an adversary with a shark-related pun, I chuckle. That’s what this whole movie should be! Instead, those brief moments of pleasure are buried at the bottom of an ocean of exposition, dumb plot twists, and incomprehensible underwater action scenes.

  Sorry chums. Full review at ScreenCrush.

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  Review by Zoë Rose Bryant ★★½ 2

  so absurd it ultimately becomes art

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  Review by adambolt ★½

  are we sure the writer’s strike only started this year

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  Review by Regal ★★★★★ 35

  So no Baby Shark needle drop?

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  Review by alexcolemann ★★★ 9

  Just witnessed Jason Statham solo squad a group of fucking megs, on a jet ski, with his bare hands and you want me to give this a star rating as the barometer for whether it was good or not fuck off. I LIKED IT… HELL I LOVED IT.