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  Review by IHE ½ 46

  What the fuck were they thinking. No identity. No character. No arcs. No chemistry. No humour. No narrative hook. No fun creature designs. Didn’t like a single scene. Avoid.

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  Review by andrea🌹 ★★★ 9

  turned to my mom excitedly when i realized the small pawn alien was voiced by kumail nanjiani but she was asleep

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  Review by Griffin Newman 9

  “You know what the difference is between you and me?”

  [puts on sunglasses]

  “I almost make MEN IN BLACK II look good.”

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  Review by rachel ★★★★ 48

  are this years summer blockbusters bad or is everyone on this site just incapable of having fun?

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  Review by Branson Reese 6

  I hated the Kumail Nanjiani alien so badly that I started to like him in a sick way. I wanted to see how far they would push the laziness of his perspectiveless punch-up jokes and became convinced he was going to say “..so THAT just happened” or possibly “I’ve always wanted to say that” before the film’s end. When he instead opted for the dark-horse “I’m okay!” after falling down I became inconsolable and had to leave the theater to cry in anger.

  
  Liked it otherwise, though. Fun popcorn movie for the whole family.

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  Review by David Sims ★½ 8

  a lifeless piece of content

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  Review by tyler ★★★ 1

  tag yourself: i’m pawny, because i too pledge loyalty eternal to my queen tessa thompson

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  Review by matt lynch ★★½ 8

  It's endlessly interesting to me that this series that insists on performing toward the awe, wonder, and endless possibilities of the universe instead centers on a vast, impenetrable government bureaucracy with infinite technological resources that would doubtlessly enrich the lives of billions if not many more yet is devoted to ensuring that everyone and everything remains in its place. In this one you give up Sonnenfeld's keen get-on-with-it sense of pace but you also don't have to put up with him putting a button on every joke with that goddamn wide angle photography. No matter what this is a triumph of studio franchise content, every ounce the MEN IN BLACK movie nobody really asked for or will ever care about. It's thoroughly adequate. Knock yourselves out.

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  Review by adrie ★★★ 1

  the chaotic bisexual energy tessa thompson exudes.. i want that

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  Review by Matt Singer ★★ 6

  Here come the Men in Blech
  Galaxy defenders.
  Here come the Men in Blech
  (Men in Blech)
  You definitely won’t remember

  (Because it’s a very forgettable movie you see. Full review at ScreenCrush.)

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  Review by Lyd ★½ 5

  This movie is literally just Chris Hemsworth owing sexual favors to aliens

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  Review by Josh Lewis ★ 1

  worthless franchise filmmaking in its most bare, apathetic form. even white noise has the marvel stamp on it now.