What the fuck were they thinking. No identity. No character. No arcs. No chemistry. No humour. No narrative hook. No fun creature designs. Didn’t like a single scene. Avoid.

turned to my mom excitedly when i realized the small pawn alien was voiced by kumail nanjiani but she was asleep

It's endlessly interesting to me that this series that insists on performing toward the awe, wonder, and endless possibilities of the universe instead centers on a vast, impenetrable government bureaucracy with infinite technological resources that would doubtlessly enrich the lives of billions if not many more yet is devoted to ensuring that everyone and everything remains in its place. In this one you give up Sonnenfeld's keen get-on-with-it sense of pace but you also don't have to put up with him putting a button on every joke with that goddamn wide angle photography. No matter what this is a triumph of studio franchise content, every ounce the MEN IN BLACK movie nobody really asked for or will ever care about. It's thoroughly adequate. Knock yourselves out.

are this years summer blockbusters bad or is everyone on this site just incapable of having fun?

I hated the Kumail Nanjiani alien so badly that I started to like him in a sick way. I wanted to see how far they would push the laziness of his perspectiveless punch-up jokes and became convinced he was going to say “..so THAT just happened” or possibly “I’ve always wanted to say that” before the film’s end. When he instead opted for the dark-horse “I’m okay!” after falling down I became inconsolable and had to leave the theater to cry in anger.

Liked it otherwise, though. Fun popcorn movie for the whole family.

a lifeless piece of content

tag yourself: i’m pawny, because i too pledge loyalty eternal to my queen tessa thompson

Here come the Men in Blech
Galaxy defenders.
Here come the Men in Blech
(Men in Blech)
You definitely won’t remember

(Because it’s a very forgettable movie you see. Full review at ScreenCrush.)

It would be nice to see a real movie in a theater for once.

the chaotic bisexual energy tessa thompson exudes.. i want that

worthless franchise filmmaking in its most bare, apathetic form. even white noise has the marvel stamp on it now.

decent! pawny was the best character

Meh in Black

Dümpel, dümpel. Dies das. Und noch mehr dümpel, dümpel.

C-
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwJ4OdyOhmc&list=WL&index=3

I think that this is a great movie, it was very entertaining and better than I expected. But it was sad that they did not have Will Smith as the main character.

Much better than I had expected and feared. The feel of the previous movie is still there, the plot was perhaps a bit predictable, but the action scenes were visually impressive and the interaction between the characters fairly funny.

que coisa ruim... nem apelando pra hooks nostálgicos da trilogia conseguiu ficar bom

Couldn't they just make another one with Will Smith??

We love a Nandor the Relentless cameo

So bland it's almost unbelievable

yeah... that was funny

The twist was so painfully obvious that it actually offended me.

Not even Tessa Thompson made me care about the plot