What the fuck were they thinking. No identity. No character. No arcs. No chemistry. No humour. No narrative hook. No fun creature designs. Didn’t like a single scene. Avoid.

turned to my mom excitedly when i realized the small pawn alien was voiced by kumail nanjiani but she was asleep

It's endlessly interesting to me that this series that insists on performing toward the awe, wonder, and endless possibilities of the universe instead centers on a vast, impenetrable government bureaucracy with infinite technological resources that would doubtlessly enrich the lives of billions if not many more yet is devoted to ensuring that everyone and everything remains in its place. In this one you give up Sonnenfeld's keen get-on-with-it sense of pace but you also don't have to put up with him putting a button on every joke with that goddamn wide angle photography. No matter what this is a triumph of studio franchise content, every ounce the MEN IN BLACK movie nobody really asked for or will ever care about. It's thoroughly adequate. Knock yourselves out.

are this years summer blockbusters bad or is everyone on this site just incapable of having fun?

I hated the Kumail Nanjiani alien so badly that I started to like him in a sick way. I wanted to see how far they would push the laziness of his perspectiveless punch-up jokes and became convinced he was going to say “..so THAT just happened” or possibly “I’ve always wanted to say that” before the film’s end. When he instead opted for the dark-horse “I’m okay!” after falling down I became inconsolable and had to leave the theater to cry in anger.

Liked it otherwise, though. Fun popcorn movie for the whole family.

If you had Chris Hemsworth + tentacle fetish bait on your bingo card, cross it off!

This was definitely trying too hard to be a spin-off/reboot that can be followed by new sequels. This didn’t have the wit and the charm of the original MIB. The action wasn’t good, the entire movie was CGI, and the technology used in the movie felt fake (compared to the original MIB gadgets). Overall, not worth it.

Not as offensively bad as I thought it would be, but certainly bad. It's cotton candy colored palette and complete ambivalence to creating anything to care about create a recipe for be to hate this film, but I can't even conjure up that feeling towards this corporate piece of trash.
Why was this even made? Who wanted a buddy cop film with two people with almost zero chemistry between them?
As always I blame Thor Ragnarok for the downfall of cinema.

Assistido - Junho 2019

Corny. Very. But if you suspend your disbelief it’s a really fun film when you need a pick me up. I’d watch it again. Tessa Thompson is a pretty diverse actress in terms of her range, I’m a new fan.

A comedic turd which somehow turns Thor and Valkyrie into chemisty-less dud of a duo. Not even nostalgia can carry this

This film wasn't terrible by any means unfortunately it wasn't great. It kept your attention for the run time.

Chris Hemsworth was bland and his character's not very interesting even though he oozes sex appeal. Tessa Thompson's character was very annoying in her wokeness as she gets to save the day with Hemsworth back up.

Nanjiani and Emma Thompson were wasted. Then the twist was a little obvious considering how the film started with some promise.

F.Gary Gray is a solid director and he delivers a solid film. It isn't terrible it's just not particularly memorable.

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.