Synopsis
Before Gru, they had a history of bad bosses
Minions Stuart, Kevin and Bob are recruited by Scarlet Overkill, a super-villain who, alongside her inventor husband Herb, hatches a plot to take over the world.
2015 Directed by Kyle Balda, Pierre Coffin
Minions Stuart, Kevin and Bob are recruited by Scarlet Overkill, a super-villain who, alongside her inventor husband Herb, hatches a plot to take over the world.
Sandra Bullock Jon Hamm Michael Keaton Allison Janney Steve Coogan Jennifer Saunders Geoffrey Rush Steve Carell Pierre Coffin Katy Mixon Michael Beattie Hiroyuki Sanada Dave Rosenbaum Alex Dowding Paul Thornley Kyle Balda Ava Acres Sherry Lynn Mickie McGowan Carlos Alazraqui Lori Alan Daniel Barker Bob Bergen Melanie Bond Jim Cummings John Cygan Brian T. Delaney Bill Farmer Keith Ferguson Show All…
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when i say i would die for my daughter, it doesn't only mean i would give her a vital organ or make her drink the last of the water in a desert or take her place in front of an oncoming speeding vehicle or pull her out of a burning building. it also means i will die thousands upon thousands of small deaths - i watched the seconds of my life tick slowly away as i endured the mind-numbing boredom of watching an infant attempt a simple puzzle, i took years off my life when i made myself sick with lack of sleep or stress or worry, i feel a pain close to death as i stand and make awkward…
11/100
Well, fuck.
OK, so I didn't have any expectations for this, but considering how much I enjoyed the two Despicable Me installments, and especially the moments with the minions, I thought I would enjoy myself.
I made an unspeakable, vile, agonizing, shitty mistake.
From the opening Universal logo and theme, sung by the minions with their usual glee, I felt like I was beamed into a special corner of Hell, handcrafted and designed just for me. A headache instantly stung and crept into the crevices of my head, and there I was, listening to gibberish for the next 90 minutes. With not even an inch of interesting story development and quite possibly the worst villain that I've ever seen…
I'm going to be 100% honest, I watched the version of this without minions. I'm fucking logging it because I would rather die than watch the real version. Fuck you Illumination Entertainment
HELLL YEAH I LOVE THE MINIONS!! CHASE BANK LOVES THE MINIONS! KEVIN COSTNER LOVES THE MINIPNS! RAYTHEON LOVES THE MINIONS! DICK CHENEY LOVES THE MINIONS! MINION MOVIES FOREVER
#MINIONSQUAD #CHASEBANK #CASHAPP
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand an arthouse film like Minions (2015). The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of minion-ese most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Stuart's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization and his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about BANANA. As a consequence people who dislike Minions truly ARE idiots of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humor in Bob's existential catchphrase…
What's yellow and will kill you if you swallow it?
What's yellow and can be jumped on repeatedly?
What's yellow and will leave you brain dead and stare in amazement at your kids as they seem to enjoy the shit out of watching it and/or you watching it and suffering in utter agony?
Empty. Uninspired. Vacant. Cheap.
No tawa, aju bagot. Moobie potato.
Ba modu so punta, Universal mas moola. My papoy, mas banana.
Translation: It's bad, people will still go, Universal will get richer, more Minion movies.
part 2/3 of my "accidentally awful movie marathon"
hell is real. i witnessed it firsthand laying in the back of a pickup truck at a drive in, staring at the stars and hoping a ufo would appear out of the sky to abduct me as the minions jabbered on in the background. it's a miracle i fell asleep.
Second bananas should not become first bananas — even if they enjoy eating bananas and saying “Banana!” and kind of look like bananas. That is the lesson of MINIONS, which takes the lovably inept sidekicks from the DESPICABLE ME series and thrusts them into the spotlight to punishing effect. In the right context, the Minions can be amusing. But the right context is definitely not a rambling 90-minute feature.
FULL REVIEW: screencrush.com/minions-review/
Truly Despicable.
Not only does this movie trivialize TERRORISM it also makes these horrendous immortal yellow MONSTERS out to be the hero.
As far as I'm concerned The Minions are worse than ISIS and everyone involved in this production should be sent directly to Guantanamo Bay.
I had a hunch that I wasn't going to like it but wow, I should not have seen this! This is one of those criminal activities that make you despise the very things you once found adorable and even though it is evident that this stupid vile piece of shit is aimed at kids, does it really have to be this pathetic for the rest of the viewers who were left with no choice but to accompany those little rascals & sit through this unbearable torture?
A spin-off to the Despicable Me series that also serves as its prequel, Minions tells the story of its titular characters; the small, yellow henchmen of Gru who have been around since the very beginning…
As for many people the minions were by far the best thing in the Despicable Me - movies, it was hardly surprising they'd get their own movie eventually. I happen to live with one of those people, so skipping this movie was not an option. Neither was liking it, apparently.
It's not a great movie by any conventional means. The plot is bad, the dialogue is almost literally gibberish and most of the humour is really low-brow. Still, it's a charming little movie that makes sense in its own way, just like the main protagonists. I get why many people will dislike or hate this movie, but anyone who really liked those pill-shaped little guys in the original movies is…
i watched this with abby :) it was really cold bc we were on my trampoline but we got tito’s and a bunch of shit from cvs downtown beforehand so we were eating good. also we had blankets and cuddled and shit so it was nice :) anyway i <3 bob and his teddy bear (and his rat). that’s about it.
fuck this movie. fuck the minions. fuck illumination. why do i even bother anymore.
The psycho family is gun, but otherwise the movie's just a waste of time. My dad liked this movie.
Do I even need to talk about this?
I don't just think it's a less than subpar movie. I hate the very fact that someone, no several groups of people had to put in the time to make this movie.
I know it's not my age demographic but it's still a terrible film.
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