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  Review by James (Schaffrillas) ★ 3

  There was a scene where they try to hang the Minions and I liked that scene

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  Review by sydney 49

  when i say i would die for my daughter, it doesn't only mean i would give her a vital organ or make her drink the last of the water in a desert or take her place in front of an oncoming speeding vehicle or pull her out of a burning building. it also means i will die thousands upon thousands of small deaths - i watched the seconds of my life tick slowly away as i endured the mind-numbing boredom of watching an infant attempt a simple puzzle, i took years off my life when i made myself sick with lack of sleep or stress or worry, i feel a pain close to death as i stand and make awkward…

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  Review by Hayden ★★★★★ 28

  To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand an arthouse film like Minions (2015). The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of minion-ese most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Stuart's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization and his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about BANANA. As a consequence people who dislike Minions truly ARE idiots of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humor in Bob's existential catchphrase…

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  Review by demi adejuyigbe ★★★★½ 16

  not a sarcastic or ironic bone in my body when i say this movie is so funny. we genuinely guffawed for the whole runtime. one friend came over just to gimme a tattoo and they stayed an hour after it was done to finish watching because they were so enthralled. like, the jokes hit. great animation, too! had a moment where I saw into the future and thought “it would be such a blast to watch this with your kids.”

  this is france’s greatest non-edible achievement. incredible what happens when you make a whole country smoke cigarettes

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  Review by 24framesofnick ★★½ 20

  Scarlett overkill is so fucking hot Jesus Christ

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  Review by SilentDawn ★ 65

  11/100

  Well, fuck.

  OK, so I didn't have any expectations for this, but considering how much I enjoyed the two Despicable Me installments, and especially the moments with the minions, I thought I would enjoy myself.

  I made an unspeakable, vile, agonizing, shitty mistake.

  From the opening Universal logo and theme, sung by the minions with their usual glee, I felt like I was beamed into a special corner of Hell, handcrafted and designed just for me. A headache instantly stung and crept into the crevices of my head, and there I was, listening to gibberish for the next 90 minutes. With not even an inch of interesting story development and quite possibly the worst villain that I've ever seen…

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  Review by #1 gizmo fan ½ 9

  I'm going to be 100% honest, I watched the version of this without minions. I'm fucking logging it because I would rather die than watch the real version. Fuck you Illumination Entertainment

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  Review by benhack ★★★ 12

  My new favourite foreign language film!

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  Review by hoover ★★½ 2

  i really thought for a second the minions were going to serve under nixon

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  Review by elodie ★★★½ 1

  my favorite part was when kevin called queen elizabeth la cucaracha

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  Review by Will ★½ 7

  It's just not the same without the big man Gru

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  Review by grace <3 ★★★★★

  IT’S MINION SEASON BABYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!