It was 4:30 in the morning and I was trying to fall back asleep so I was meditating and the following is my internal monologue with my brain, slightly dramaticized for your entertainment.
Me: Okay, just focus on on your breathing... think of where your body makes contact with the bed, starting from your head...
Brain: MR. MAGORIUM’S WONDER EMPORIUM
Me: Um, excuse me
Brain: MR. MAGORIUM’S
Brain: WONDER EMPORIUM
Me: What does that even mean
Brain: THAT ONE MOVIE
Brain: YOU WATCHED IT WHEN YOU WERE LIKE 8
Me: Is this necessary right now
Brain: BECAUSE YOU NEVER LOGGED IT ON LETTERBOXD
Me: [... intensifies]
Me: I’ll do it in the morning