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  Review by soupgeorg ★★★ 6

  scariest part of this movie was kermit being possessed by a shitty kermit voice impersonator

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  Review by max ★★★½

  i'm a simple man. i see muppets, i have a great time.

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  Review by Emma 🔆 ★★★★ 2

  This is my Dune

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  Review by lilo ★★★★★ 8

  every movie should be muppetfied 

  muppets midsommar next

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  Review by Brett Schutt 5

  Statler: “It’s under embargo!”

  Waldorf: “What does that mean?”

  Statler: “It means they don’t want you to talk about it yet!”

  Waldorf: “I don’t blame them!”

  Statler and Waldorf: “bwahahahahahahaha”

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  Review by Cedric Stohr ★ 1

  The real horror of this film is dreading each scene wondering if James Corden was going to be the next surprise celebrity guest

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  Review by ♦️•Lily•💋 ★★★

  #savekermit

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  Review by T. Quinn Hurley ★★

  Every production that Matt Vogel performs Kermit the Frog we stray further from God

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  Review by seanoconnz ★★★★ 2

  Great! Although, it did lead to my son asking if the Muppets were dead.

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  Review by friend 3

  It is actual Muppets canon that Kermit the Frog, in some way, had a role in bringing down the Twin Towers in the terror attacks of September 11, 2001.

  In a Muppets Christmas film released in late 2002, Kermit is shown a glimpse of what New York City might look like if he had never been born. Among the scenery of this alternate reality NYC, we find none other than the Twin Towers proudly standing in the background. They were, of course, long destroyed in Kermit's normal reality. And yet, in the world without Kermit, the war on terror is missing its powder keg spark. Who would've thought that green piece of fuck could kermit a terror attack on US soil, but there it stands unimpeachable... We have concrete, canon proof of involvement.

  The Twin Towers would still be standing if it weren't for Kermit the Frog. Al Qaeda was the puppet this time, and Kermit the hand within.

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  Review by 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 🌷 ★★★½

  ‼️‼️ WAKE UP BABE, NEW DR. TEETH AND THE ELECTRIC MAYHEM SONG JUST DROPPED ‼️‼️

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  Review by 👽 Zara 👽 ★★★½ 1

  not gonna lie it really blows that the muppets, which could easily be argued to be jim henson’s legacy, have been reduced to advertising for disney theme park attractions but hell, if they’re gonna be marketing gimmicks then at least they’re fun, definitely had a better time then with muppets now anyway.

  i really do think i have to agree with frank oz, they just don’t have the same soul under disney but that’s apt for a muppet film featuring our faves as the dearly departed of a disney theme park attraction so what can you do right 🤷‍♀️