I watched this on YouTube with auto-translated subtitles, so I may have missed some of the specifics of the feudal skulduggery on display, and I won't pretend to offer a comprehensive take on it.
Unless, of course, lines like this were actually in the script:
“You’re said to be the best in medium and small fat, and you’re the one who’s doing me for other temperate music – I’ll hand over the ejaculation.”
(YouTube has proven to be an invaluable resource in watching hard-to-find films, but it definitely has its quirks.)
Still, I got the basics. Good guys. Bad guys. Ninja shit.
I've inadvertently activated a ninja kick (let's call it Ninja-tember, or... an early Shinobuary), so I had to…